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Today i will be mostly hoovering up dog hair…. just thought i would share that with you all.
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Back on Point.
1. Never give yourself a haircut after three alcoholic beverages of any kind.
2. You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and
shouldn’t, use the tape.3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship are “I apologize” and “You are right”.
4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
5. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It’s easier to eat crow while it’s still warm.
6. The only really good advice that your mother ever gave you was: “Go! You might meet somebody!”
7. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her – believe them.
8. Learn to pick your battles. Ask yourself, ‘Will this matter one year from now? How about one month?
One week? One day?’9. Never pass up an opportunity to pee.
10. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!
11. Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you.
12. Work is good, but it’s not that important.
13. And finally, be really nice to your friends and family. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan.
I Remain
RM2
You didn’t think i was a pervert lastnight when we were playing with the strap-on
@kentlass19 wrote:
:……..they just piled up before i even noticed :?
I have the same problem with beers at last orders
@kentlass19 wrote:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
thanks very much!
Sorry it is just the hunky picture of a bloke with a 20 pack confusing my addled brain
My Appologies young lady @kentlass19 wrote:
all you need to know is to make your own decisions on who’s to be liked and whose not.
oh, if yer a big baby that takes this forum too serious i’d advise leaving now :lol:
Always my dear always…. as for the banter I say bring it on!
I must ask the question however…. how on earth did you manage to rack up 10,669 + posts in a year???? that’s an average of 29 posts per day every day for a year!!!! I congratulate you on your calloused fingers!!!
My landlord is a serial forum poster and even he has not reached such heights as yourself!!
@kentlass19 wrote:
welcome xx
(if ya wanna sort your name so it’s spelled right just PM martin (chathost UK) and he can sort it :wink:
Why thank you kind sir… i will do just that!
