[RidingMountains2]

@soulie wrote:

@ridingmountains2 wrote:

Well my little munchkins…. off to dry my hair then out to the bars for a few bevvies… so can i appologise in advance for any bad spelling/manners etc etc that may spill forth from my gob later.

Have a great weekend

xxxxx

you got a lot to appolgise for young lady, look what you gone and done

All i did was to say have a nice weekend and to appologise if i ranmbled some drunkern drivel after my night out….

I didn’t realise such manners would result in a new world conflict!

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Well i had a great weekend ta and i can see that you have all been on fine form in my absence.

I have to confes that i nearly fell of my chair when i saw this thread had 19 pages on it….. I mean 19!!!! absorockinglootly!

Excellent beeatching there people… all your mothers must be really proud

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Well, I’m rumblin’ in this JCB.
I’m 5 years old and my dad’s a giant sitting beside me.
And the engine rattles my bum like berserk
While we’re singin, ‘Don’t forget your shovel if you want to go to work!’

My dad’s probably had a bloody hard day
But he’s been good fun and bubblin and jokin’ away
And the procession of cars stuck behind
are gettin all impatient and angry, but we dont mind.

An’ we’re holdin up the bypass
oh
Me and my dad havin a top laugh
oh woah

Sittin on the toolbox
oh
And I’m so glad I’m not in school, boss
So glad I’m not in school

Oh no…

And we pull over to let cars past
And pull off again, speedin by the summer green grass
And we’re like giants up here in our big yellow digger
Like zoids, or transformers, or maybe even bigger

And I wanna transform into a Tyrannosaurus Rex!
And eat up all the bullies and the teachers and their pets
And I’ll tell all my mates that my dad’s B.A. Baracus
Only with a JCB and Bruce Lee’s nunchuckas

And We’re holdin up the bypass
Weh Oh
Me and my dad havin a top laugh
Weh Oh weh oh

Sittin on the toolbox
Weh Oh
And I’m so glad I’m not in school, boss
So glad I’m not in school

And we’re holdin up the bypass
Weh Oh

Me and my dad havin a top laugh
Weh Oh
I’m sittin on the toolbox
Weh Oh

And I’m so glad I’m not in school, Boss
So glad I’m not in school

–

Said I’m Luke, I’m five, and my dad’s Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.
I’m Luke, I’m five, and my dad’s Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.
I’m Luke, I’m five, and my dad’s Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.
I’m Luke, I’m five, and my dad’s Bruce Lee. Drives me round

And we’re holdin’ up the bypass
Weh Oh

Me and my dad havin a top laugh
Weh Oh
And I’m sittin on the toolbox
oh

And I’m so glad I’m not in school, Boss
So glad I’m not in school

I said

I’m Luke, I’m five, and my dad’s Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.
I’m Luke, I’m five, and my dad’s Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his

Aw, I’m Luke, I’m five, and my dad’s Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.
I’m Luke, I’m five, and my dad’s Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.

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@American Woman wrote:

Well I guess stranger things have happend. Wish somebody would have told me I was a lesbian ffs. Why am I always the last to find this stuff out?

Its the date rape drug i slipped you lastnight… blanks your memory

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@tommy-toxen wrote:

I’m still waiting for someone to tell me what a “CHARACHTERS” is.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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@forumhostpb wrote:

@dizzybrunette wrote:

why the fook do peeps do threads saying im going to wash me hair, have a bath, go the pub…..

are we really interested??? most of us dont even read the thread and notice that they have gone… and do we really care?????

me………….. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Emma xx

Maybe Emma it’s because you don’t do these things and therefore have little interest in them???

Emma, you stupid individual. you obviously read the thread you muppet!

Nice one PB for pointing out that she has a birds nest for hair and smells like kippers

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@*GG* wrote:

I`m off also RM.

Don`t do anything i wouldn`t? :wink:

I believe you would be in negative equity my dear

[RidingMountains2]

White top or browm?

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@rivet wrote:

Liam Gallagher to be precise but hey…… :wink:

So close but yet so far

you hair splitting little toad

[RidingMountains2]

@rivet wrote:

i dont know this person

erm….nice hair

Blimey…. obviously had one too many last night….

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