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@rainbowbrite wrote:
Exactly my thinking, i shall get round to you all somehow, even if we have to bring them in, in pairs. I cannot have people missing out!
*snaps gloves* Shall we begin. (Industrial size tub of KY permitting) :wink:
@woody wrote:
Woody honey….. you haven’t seen me on snow yet!….
true, true, i heard that sex is amazing on snow! :wink:[/quote]
I take it we are talking the “white Stuff” here….
for all the sub standard intellectuals on here that means frozen water flakes…. not the expensive waste of time substitute.
@rainbowbrite wrote:
P.s are you corrupting the newbie RM? :wink: :lol:
If so can i join in? :P
hehehehe… Who me?!?!?!
Would I?????
By all means…. although knowing the man like i do, he is already corrupt!
@woody wrote:
@ridingmountains2 wrote:
No. I gargle!
that reminds me of the old classic…
whats the difference between love, true love, and showing off…
spit, swallow and gargle,
and rm2 you showoff you!!
Woody honey….. you haven’t seen me on snow yet!….
@oss wrote:
There he is puting his flippers on ready for the big swim then all of a sudden all of the lessons he has recieved about the vagina and the womb etc have gone out the window. What he thought was gonna be a swim upstream, has now turned into a evasion tactics one on one with a lashing tongue and a marauding set of teeth followed by a ride the rapids down stream through the oesophagus and into the acid filled stomach. If they survive that they got the ungodly smell of the bladder followed by a freefall without a parachute into the toilet and then another water turbulence experience as they get flushed into the sewer and then on to the water plant where they get cleaned up and put out as Bottled drinking water. Then they spend a few days looking out of the btl seeing people walk by thinking that could of been me in nine months. but no she had to swallow.
Christ Indiana Jones never had an adventure like that :lol:
Upsorockinglutley!!!!! classic and 100 points….
@rainbowbrite wrote:
@ridingmountains2 wrote:
@rainbowbrite wrote:
Highs: Meeting my Godmother after 20 years
Bless you both xxxx hope all goes well for you both x
Ty RM, yes it was rather special, only things like finding out that santa has left you presents and getting divorced compare.
:lol:
I take it the divorse was a good thing then!
happy Decree Nici!!!
@woody wrote:
good plan hadnt thought of that, normally just use vaseline for other things! :wink:
Thats what they all say about “Vasalines’ Lip Therapy”….. pucker up baby!!!
@woody wrote:
why thank you for the welcome very kind! !
You are welcome. So how many inches has Brum got then……. rain that is
@woody wrote:
grease? what do you want that for, im sure a bit of spital with suffice?!
well…. i have some nice chocolate flavoured lube…….
@woody wrote:
and it most certainly is woody by name and by nature, pain doesnt come into it, lot of splinters this time of year!
Oh thats a bit of a bugger. Try vasaline intensive care….it is for dry skin
Foul
