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    Tequila (by country singer Joe Nichols :lol: )

    She said: “I’m going out with my girlfriends.
    “Margaritas at the Holiday Inn.”
    Oh, have mercy, my only thought,
    Was Tequila makes her clothes fall off.

    I told her: “Put an extra layer on.”
    I know what happens when she drinks Patron.
    Her closet’s missin’ half the things she bought:
    Yeah, Tequila makes her clothes fall off.

    She’ll start by kicking out of her shoes,
    Lose an ear-ring in her drink.
    Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall:
    Drop a contact down the sink.
    Them pantyhose aint gonna last too long,
    If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on.
    She might come home in a table cloth:
    Yeah, Tequila makes her clothes fall off.
    Oh oh.

    Instrumental Break.

    She can handle any champagne brunch:
    A bridal shower with Bacardi punch.
    Jello shooters full of Smirnoff,
    But Tequila makes her clothes fall off.

    She’ll start by kicking out of her shoes,
    Lose an ear-ring in her drink.
    Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall:
    Drop a contact down the sink.

    She don’t mean nothin’, she’s just havin fun.
    Tomorrow she’ll say: “Oh, what have I done?”
    Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost:
    Yeah, Tequila makes her clothes fall off.
    Oh, Tequila makes her clothes fall off.
    Oh, Tequila makes her clothes fall off.

    #198743

    :lol: :lol: I’m a light weight..can’t handle tequila :lol:

    #184710

    This time of the month I always think of a friend who committed suicide while i was in college. Love this Kenny Chesney song always reminds me of him.

    Kenny Chesney – Who You’d Be Today Lyrics

    Sunny days seem to hurt the most
    Wear the pain like a heavy coat
    I feel you everywhere I go
    See your smile, I see your face
    I hear you laughing in the rain
    Still can’t believe your gone

    (Chorus:)
    It ain’t fair you died to young
    Like a story that had just begun
    But death tore the pages all away
    God knows how I miss you
    All the hell that I’ve been through
    Just knowing, no one could take your place
    Sometimes I wonder, who you’d be today

    Would you see the world
    Would you chase your dreams
    Settle down with a family
    I wonder what would you name your babies
    Someday’s the sky’s so blue
    I feel like I can talk to you
    And I know it might sound crazy

    (Chorus)

    Today [3x]
    Today [3x]

    Sunny days seem to hurt the most
    I wear the pain like a heavy coat
    The only thing that gives me hope
    Is I know, I’ll see you again someday

    Someday, someday

    #198261

    I see you on here Tad. How did it go?

    #77109

    Nice pic Galaxy :D Hi and welcome :wink:

    #186650

    Much better today…finally getting rid of this cold :D …now if my little one could get over it :(

    #30346

    @squeezy wrote:

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    Morning all :D You’re so creative Squeezy :lol:

    #196999

    god..i love Mickey D’s…hadnt had a cheeseburger in years..i could eat three right now :lol:

    #118972

    :lol: sounds good- Cold medicine is making me sleepy…I’d be out like a light :lol:
    Glad your surgery went well..so it wasnt as bad as you thought it’d be?

    #118970

    :roll: posted that in the wrong thread…meant to be in How ya feeling :oops:

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