rogue trader

yeh it is,how oxymoronic,to have an ashtray,next to your inhaler!

a week is a long time in f politics,i couldnt wait to get back home :D

no it was some willowy blonde.

zoo chester dudley etc best i could do.

x marks the spot for where you like the best.

been to settle many times mrs t,also got a soft spot for malham.

i put the phone down,when she said oh no not yew again, im sycamore of yer shyte.

no its just that re; the phone call,she started shouting abuse at me
i said oak (sic) no need to snap dragon.

name ten things wrong with the above pic
1,dont leave your cup there mate,it might spill,then you have to go running to mummy,and stamp your feet,screaming i need a new one mumsy pie.

she thinks im stalking her now

no i think she is just hedging her bets.

ive tried to ring her,but she told me to leave her a lawn.

ive heard shes going out with a guy called peat now.

he who laughs last doesnt get the joke,

i guess i was just barking up the wrong tree

it doesnt surprise me,she never was a shrinking violet.

it was 93 at one time,now its 77,they must have a bliddy good health service in norway. :?

its just the way she rose up and left that gets me.

yep all 76 of them

i know i should have twigged it.