rogue trader

statiscally 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not happy

i was driving this morning this morning and i saw a rac van parked up,the driver was crying uncontrollably,and looked very sad,i thought to myself that guys heading for a breakdown

i told my local barmaid if she didnt have sex with me i would tell husband about her affair

i had her over a…[Read more]

guys like him

not seen this bloke for a while

ah good memories

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2kpz7Cjl0U

i bumped into a homeless guy the other day
he asked me if i had any spare change
i told him i had a tenner in my left pocket,and a pound in my right
so pick one
he said i will have the tenner
oh no you wont i said
he said why not and isaid

because beggars cant be choosers.

talking of food
somebody threw some omega 3 pills at me the other day
dont worry tho
ive only got super-fish-oil injuries.

my girlfriend has just finished with me because of my fetish for touching pasta
im feeling canneloni right now :(

gets coat.

weird thing is tho about castleford,i did my first ever double glazing sale there,i sold it to a miner on the proviso that i could cut his fuel bills down,he said”but i get free coal”,so i switched tack and hit him with the old value on property,and security ruse.

heywood

port in a storm

f,fleetwood full of cod heads,psst tinks,your thinking of castleton,blue john mines,peak district

catleford is a hell hole in west yorks.

i gotta go out lucy laters xxx

its silly,cant call them blackboards in schools,white xmas,snow white,blackbirds etc.

ok laters cya gill x

this will get you whistling

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51V1VMkuyx0

oh right ta,but whats the language? out of interest. :o

so i was giving this woman one over the kitchen table
when we heard the front door open
she ” says quick its my husband! use the back door.
thinking back,i should have legged it.
but invites like that dont come along every day.

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all the best mr and mrs undie :D

no you do it like this