rogue trader

ive got to add this :-

yes your royal bemness
i am profusely,deeply sorry,although i did say i did write it in august,with a couple of months beforehand for a bit of resarch,as you do like,but hey pardon me for attempting to write a thread
but woh it shall not deter me,i have had many knockbacks in threads,ive felt the deep dark days when ive wrote threads and ive felt…[Read more]

……………….5 reasons every man should have a dog.
1,if they like you,and get on with you,they”re like your best mate
2,if you run out of beer or cigs,and its getting a bit late/dark going to the offy they are handy accomplices to ward away and stave off all the “have you got 20p /have you got a cig merchants.
3,they never grass you up if…[Read more]

……………….part 2
warning the second part may contain caps and one expletive
(i hate swearing in poems unless its ungratitous)

and then the NOISE! OH THE NOISE! THE NOISE!
NOISE! FCKN NOISE!
oh how the gove hated
the NOISE!
he knew all the children would be happy
they”pllay in the gardens and eat loads of tasty snacks
instead of doing…[Read more]

ok now we move into michael gove the education secretary
actually gove is a real word in the english language,it means to go about looking like a fool ore to stare stupidly
maybe we should bring it back into common usage?

now as you may know ive been known to do the odd poem or two,i actually wrote this poem last august but shelved it but it…[Read more]

lets play spot the george
heres a clue

http://politicalscrapbook.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/osborne-blue-collar.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/U6lwnHy.jpg

they cant afford me mate :-

jeff lynnes new one

https://youtu.be/ncugB0Ksjq8

@Irish_Lucy wrote:

off all the people to start a thread about how fùcked up a Country is, is the same person who is scrounging off tax payers.

Cosy get a job then you have the right to give out how the Government spend your taxes.

The more people who are able to work but are just bone idle lazy is the problem, not enough money to go around. GET…

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now you know thats not true trapps,what about that time your lads all clubbed together to buy you your stannah stair lifr.

i love gd she does a great job
but i think gd knows i have many more points than that :wink:

@somer1 wrote:

Only the red half Rogue :lol:

not manc lads,the macc lads the group
check em out on you tube
fluffy pup is a good un
snortles :D

@somer1 wrote:

Beer helping ugly women have sex for the last 200 years lol

youve been listening to the macc lads havent you?

you only stop and let women pass by so you can look at their arses
i know your game fella. =P~

ffs after all that effort
i was looking forward to my swan vestas

back again
mark walters
villa
lpool
rangers
er bristol city?

doh just realised you never mentioned a manc derby :oops:
right back to the drawing board.

right i think i might have a candidate,and i know this guy,well when i say i know him ive chatted to him a few times hes lived in blackpool for years,in fact man city signed him from blackpool
and that guy is paul stewart,we sold him to spurs (so possibly 5 derbies,6 if you inc pool v preston) then he went to liverpool,and i think he played for…[Read more]

hmm ponders while waiting for an :idea: