rogue trader

girlies aren’t in cubs,they are brownies

the ring?
yeh its like a sapphire and an opal alloy
with a bit of ruby in it
a bit like a twister lolly
400 smileys it cost me

ps good try jen (chirpy) give it up eh?

yo nol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=dm3z_7Dl5b4

,i would know if a tree fell down I often walk our arch in the woods,and I talk to the trees

nolly,im not arsed about the wedding being pulled,ive still got the ring tho if youre interested
your single aren’t you?

skep,my heart wasn’t really in it anyway I only did it as a blag to whack my benefits up
im not really ill,its just a bit of a bump…[Read more]

lol skep easy there tiger,nah it wasn’t syphilis,thatd mean ive had sex,i think them days are gone,i mean come on who in their right minds is going to go to bed with me? it was actually for a hernia op ,,no biggy altho I did think im a goner here (sic) anyhow it got cancelled due to the fact it was on st patricks day and I had imbibed a few…[Read more]

oh hang on,hang on I was just proof reading and had an eureka moment,of course it would make a sound,lets say a rabbit,fox deer badger,beaver wotevs just happened to be strolling about then the animal would surely be startled
now im thinking yes but animals are some ones,,aargh back to the drawing board
confused yet? I am
anyway sorry to bother…[Read more]

why cant we all sit down and have a right nice cup of tea and chill out to the sounds of mungo jerry?
oh did I tell you im going for a serious op in the morning
and im a bit skeered
so I wont be around for a bit
no flowers,no cards
but I am partial to toblerones and spangles
cheers mates.

p.s been rained off (again) :(

lol mal
im not that bad really,im just a flawed genius.
anyway everybody alright? :D

take no notice of boo,balloons,ive not mentioned you at all,i don’t even know which non entity you are ?
you can check if you like,but you wont see me posting on there again ive quit
any site that allows boo to be a mod,and starts quoting me,and I don’t want to know
over and out
thank you

oh and ps I do work
I paint boats on Fleetwood estuary on…[Read more]

snobby turned your head by a rich yank
TW@T
you used to be alright you,till money ruined your head.

hey jen your days are long gone youre to old (chirpy cheek babes)
let it go and wash the pots
fuck I,ps im only here to tell yous,either wake up the boards or fck off
im the daddy here now,any barstard that cant string a sentence together can do one
so come on argue with me,fight with me,converse with me
oh you cant can you………….bless you…[Read more]

see this is what the boards used to be like,everybody slagging each other in jest
check the dates on the posts,of course im there somewhere but ive been banned that many times ive forgot who I was.

then the goodie 2 shoes mob came in
and fckd it all up

so the travellers moved site :D

pushes o mal politely aside,shurrup mate im on a rant
oh yeh the chat site what a laugh……not.
I haven’t posted in there for weeks,but I do go in to see how many wannabees me are in
eeh its a reet laugh
esp seeing that drunken lunatic dez and others why cant ppl go in there sober?
but the main reason I go in chat (never in daytime as I have a…[Read more]

do one pete proven time and time again
you just know where its at these days
pity you aren’t clever to join in,you just stay here kid and stagnate on the boards
just stick to putting tashes on womens pics yeh.

aah see ive woke you all up from your slumber
don’t hang on to my shirt tails,and rise to my provocation
just post its not rocket salad is it?
dumbos.
hey omalley fancy a picture contest?
yours isn’t bad,top humour but………………..

ppps

ffs I said god I don’t believe this
I said ball-hox

oh and p,s artificial leg wtf? I said bollox
stop treating experienced adults with stupid censorship
we are not 16

pps fck off.

shall I tell you whats wrong with the boards,ok
banning all the cream of the croppers,thats why we are all on pats chat
I,e I put a joke on the thread er jokes,3 days ago not one view

you’ve got mouth o malley giving it long winded bollocks as if anybody is interested

you’ve got trapper putting on pics that a 5 year old could do.

you’ve got old…[Read more]

anyway I went in kentys shop this morning naked
and stood looking in the mirror
she said “oi are you going to buy that paper or what”?

I went to a bulimic convention last night
the place was heaving.