rogue trader

obtw lucy your spelling as gone to shyte
wher you been living
in a peat bog?

hey up my favourite nemesis,irish lucy is back
goes missing for ages
and as soon as i do one bad post
up she pops
she obviously doesnt recognise apologies

crazy it is,just nuts
have they gone bananas?

actually though they are not technically correct
monkey nuts are legumes.

oh heck
really put my foot in it there
i didnt realise you went feeling so well
i was ust on one of my wind ups
so sorry jen xx

bliddy hell you been busy tinks wd x

oh here we go its jen
now its no secret jen I don’t like you,in fact I despise you for my last couple of bannings
I hate your sanctimonious ways
as in oh its jen make way,my say now everybody listen to me
thing is jen,i get pms and honest to god,you aren’t as popular as you think you are
chatters fear you,i don’t,but others do,scared in case you…[Read more]

course I know yer real name,netty,and its so sad about your brother
hope you are keeping your chin up im sorry xxx

k soz Annette bout yer bro I truly am bless xxx
but I was just merely trying to say
lets liven up the boards that’s all.

following on from that
its easy peasy to start a thread
now im no Svengali
but
a simple tip maybe
is to use the W word
why is that?what is this?,wheres that?.who said that etc
its up to us experienced chatters skep to shake up the newbs,shy people out of their slumber
so come on lets coax/smoke them out
and in the words of frank Gallagher
LETS GET…[Read more]

skep its not the er
god what am I on about
still recovering from my hangover
oh yeh its just the school runs,the best way to boil an egg threads that “do my head in”
ive seen some remarkable funny posters over the years
on here and other sites
but where have they all gone?
was it the stranglers who wrote no more heroes any more?
or maybe weve all…[Read more]

was up with you beardy weirdy guys on jc
are ou so stuck up you cant reply to threads
you stuck up toffee nosed bastards
cant you see at the end of the day its all a wind up
you moan,winge and b!tch that the boards are dead
yet you huff and sulk and sit in your inner sanctums
ooh,ewwww im not replying to that guy
grow up why don’t you?
well sit in…[Read more]

ty tinksy babes xxx
ive just landed home
bit tipsy but hey
no night clubs for me
48 today :(

whereabouts in Manchester ice man
im sure ive seen you somewhere?

fck me bend me over and call me mary
so shakey and wordsy both died on the same date
this date?
im proper freaked out now
locks door
please don’t ring me anybody
im even scared the phone will blow up in my hand.

ta bud :D

born and died on the same date I see
I better watch my step
its my birthday to day as well
think I will be safer just having a duvet day.
night all
closes curtains..

on a positive note,ive heard he is on the mend
thinking of you tel lad.

ah come on now el skeppo
its time to put shyness aside :shock:

yes nice kitchen indeed
but what we want,what we really,really want
is bedroom pics
and when do we want them?
we want them now! :P

hmm scratches chin