rogue trader

watch your language madam this is a refined site :D

excuuuuuuse me lucy :D

all the best kenty xx

no it was rusty springboard aka dusty springfield
oops gotta go the librarys shutting bye.

im a norhern boy and us lot just lurve gravy on our chips

not like them silly scots who are more nortern than us having melted cheese on their chips and fried mars bars.

no way im skint enough as it is,vouchers aargh
what happened to the old days, when we used to joke
whats green and gets you drunk?

a giro :D

a chip about chips lol
the best way to make chips imo is with beef dripping, and maris piper spuds
but you wont get chippy owners doing that these days oh no,mcdonalds,chinese etc dont know the traditional art of making a chip,they just want you in and out quickly so the next mug can take your plaice, sorry place.

beleive me, beleive me ,i cant help but love you

i heard the police were called, not that im a gossip like.

it says in the paper today, chezzer as found a new bloke,

ty mrs t i will try to pump them pills down my sons throat,when he wakes up :D
he is staying at mine for a few days, having a break from newc uni.

i wasnt asking for me tbh.

hmmm sweet peas eh, a lot of people get them mixed up with sweet williams,and then try to bring them back to me,where they are met with a firm NO!, sold as seen baby,another ruse crafty people try is to dig up some crappy plants from the roadside,put them in one of my trays, and say i want my money back, i bet you can guess my reply :D

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3 clones is that all/? pah

all the best lucy xx my lancastrian neighbour.

what about this geezer then salvador dali

IF and i repeat if, god does exist and he created all the animals, and insects and stuff etc,,why oh why,did he create slugs/fleas/rats and wasps, they serve no purpose to humanity whatsoever?

=D> good gal pans

to mrs t, yes your bizzies ,impatiens should be ok this year,but due to our inclement rainy weather this year , the slugs are out in force, so i would suggest you put your bizzies in hanging baskets ok.

panda, as a plant salesman, i am really ask anc and blonde
here is my tips for summer, well we are well into the bedding season now,and my top ten sellers sre
1,trailing lobelia
2,alyssum
3,petunias
4, geraniums
5,dahlias

6,bizzy lizzies
7,,marigolds?
8,begonias
9.pansies
10,nemesia

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