rogue trader

ha ha ha yep rubes
and tonight live on stage at the duple
put your hands together
for the cosy and ruby experience.

i thought that was soul babe for a minute,glad i didnt reply what i was gonna say :D

ha ha wordy, i was just using polite euphemisms.

ive got a few, one was i was going on a blind date,and being the eternal optimist i went to the chemists and asked the girl behind the counter for some condoms
she smiled and said good luck
i said well you never know, and with a wink i walked out whistling
met the girl later that night
and yup youve guessed it
it was the chemist girl :oops:

its ok ruby, ive sorted it out for you in the arts bit, i eagerly await your decision soon.

ive been thinking, maybe we could team up together ruby
possible options are
1,a comedy double act
2,a song writing duo
3,a bonnie and clyde type thing
4,we could be lovers, and lie in bed all day,smoking fags, and drinking beer between wotsits.

my predictions on todays scores

france 1 ukraine 1

england 1 sweden 1

boring i know,but you should always bet with your head not your heart
so to put it simply, a 10 quid bet on a one all draw gets you 60q
there as been 5 one all draws so far, with more to come,a lot more
get on it gang. :D

woah steady on there boy, dont get to carried away
slam on the brakes.

morning anc

isnt it supposed to be momentary lapse of reason?, im all confuddled now, i better get out of my jim jams,get dressed, get some fresh air,i might even pop to the job centre lately, as long as it doesnt clash with loose women, or doctors.

hey momes, why dont you tell us how you feel, i hate it when people mince their words :D

yeh him grrrr

sorry nic pet man,man pet,worra we ganna dee,nic if we lose our marras :D xx

soz tinks,blame my new lappy.
i er wouldnt like you to be in an uncomfortable position
(childish schoolboy snigger)
:D

lol at webb,being a red rag,true but funny

yes the two threads is my mistake, i tried to delete one of them quickly,but somebody dived in before i could blink.

not to mention that he was capped for england at both football and cricket, he equalled the world long jump record,captained oxford at rugby, and was also a renowned acrobat
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oh yeh he was also an artist,dramatist, diplomat, and a publisher etc
blimey did the guy ever sleep?
yeh that king of albania story is true.
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splutters who is he, shame on you fella, ok he is dead now,and said living,but i meant ever,
if you were to google this remarkable mans acheivements
you would pay homage and doff your cap.

yeh why not,its worth a try, i know of a few people on here that have got married.

maybe its my mind,but those 2 villages in norfolk, STIFFken and COCKthorpe :D