ive got a few, one was i was going on a blind date,and being the eternal optimist i went to the chemists and asked the girl behind the counter for some condoms
she smiled and said good luck
i said well you never know, and with a wink i walked out whistling
met the girl later that night
and yup youve guessed it
it was the chemist girl :oops:
ive been thinking, maybe we could team up together ruby
possible options are
1,a comedy double act
2,a song writing duo
3,a bonnie and clyde type thing
4,we could be lovers, and lie in bed all day,smoking fags, and drinking beer between wotsits.
boring i know,but you should always bet with your head not your heart
so to put it simply, a 10 quid bet on a one all draw gets you 60q
there as been 5 one all draws so far, with more to come,a lot more
get on it gang. :D
isnt it supposed to be momentary lapse of reason?, im all confuddled now, i better get out of my jim jams,get dressed, get some fresh air,i might even pop to the job centre lately, as long as it doesnt clash with loose women, or doctors.
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