[rogue trader]

here we are trying to give my dog his fave treat,but i fear he has been traumatised by his ordeal

[rogue trader]

lol

[rogue trader]

yes,where have all the gazlans gone?

[rogue trader]

well yes ,im not a churlish man,and i admit they have a job to do,but i think its a bit harsh,1 the cost,2,it was round the back of the house,maybe im just moaning about the money
i was talking about it last night to my mate,and he said “well at least you got your dog back”
“i said i know that,but for 88 quid ,i want tricks,and lots of them,tricks that nobody has seen before,tricks that will bring fame and fortune on britains got talent.

seriously if youve got a dog(dogs)
watch they dont leg it,these wardens are everywhere,
im thinking of applying myself,40 q a dog not bad money.

[rogue trader]

lugubrious.

[rogue trader]

i think i know what you are saying
you want chat on boards ok?or do you want ,well what do you want?

[rogue trader]

well thats hollywood for you isnt it?
im taliking real life.

[rogue trader]

u still workin for the dept of txt xperts,lcy?

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i dont know if its just me,but if i put my lips together i cant whistle,i can parb and blow my cheeks out doing that,.np i think the secret of a good whistle is to keep your lips apart.

[rogue trader]

hey frank have you got a minute?
i was just thinking,have you ever smelled something,and your thinking i know that smell
but you cant think what it is
i was just wondering thats all.

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