[rogue trader]

ah yes j
but this iggy monster sneaks up on you when you least suspect it
one minute you are chatting away merrily
then all of a sudden!BANG! you are iggied
for the most ridicolous excuses
he/she needs stopping.

[rogue trader]

home,,home on the range
tell yer what,this sure beats whalley range
my sheds made of wood
the magic mushrooms are good
as i sit on my porch,feeling strange.

[rogue trader]

your sentiments are very admirable skep
but
oh yes the inevitable but
spring is coming,the meadoes will soon be lush
birds will be singing from the trees
all i want is to enjoy a picnic with kenty,and bask in the glow of spring drifting slowly in to summer
and me and kents can chat with abandoned freedom till dusk
whats wrong with that ld did it?

[rogue trader]

if lucy calls me rouge again
im gonna slap her big lily white arze

anyway where were we kenty?

oh yeh the picnic :P

[rogue trader]

erm yeh right kenty,a picnic
i just hope you know the difference tween a chicken leg and a a willy?

p,s nice to chat to you again :shock: :D

[rogue trader]

awww hi kenty,dunno yet i hit the big 49 in april
50 in 2015
will you come on a picnic with me.

[rogue trader]

i wouldnt get involved if i was you luce tbh
just keep your gargantuan beak out
and let him do it his way.

[rogue trader]

@tinks wrote:

peardrops :-… just the size of them is enough to make you gag

lol yeh right tinksy,pull the other one :roll:

[rogue trader]

i didnt call scep an auld git
even tho he is
we are all getting on a bit these days
look at you,your kentness
you must be nudging 50 now :-

[rogue trader]

its strange y know,even to this day at my age,when im shopping with my mother
i still cast a quick glance at the sports mixtures,wine gums,midget gems rack
thinking of my youth when i had teeth
only to be rudelly awakened from my daydream
by my mam saying come on young rogue hurry up and choose we will miss the bus
i sadly leave the supermarket dreaming of days gone by,of jubblys,spangles and joe bazooka gum
then i get another wake up call off mother
i hear her voice seeping into my childhood memories
she says you are one lazy barstard you son
mother has sworn omg for the first time ever
im that shocked

i nearly fall out of the trolley.

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