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lol rainy you banned as if
its a resource limited thingymebob thing or summat
I will sort it tomoz like innit,rainy I don’t often do this and I probably never will again
but
mwaaaahhh xxx
hiya certy mate
yeh but what kind of shoes/footwear brother trawler
same initials as me kinda guy
let me tell you what footwear I have
I have 2 pair of shoes,1,royals,1 brogues
pair of doc martins,cherry red
pair of wellys for when im taking archie for a walk down the woods
and a pair of slippers,but I don’t go out in them
apart from when I hear the ice cream sirenit was actually yes rusty
but my point is on both surveys they were landslide wins
overwhelming victories,crushing annilhating sweeping the opposition aside victories
I wish I was a comedian,chubby brown,jasper carrot et al
they’ve got all the women not us.mines not what I like about women
indeed I love women,they give us babies,are better drivers than men etc
mines more what I don’t like about women1,on a chat site thing,i think women who put intelligent men on iggy or foe I despise them
2,nagging and henpecking
3,nosiness
4,jealousy
but I suppose they only do that because they love us
that’s 2,3 and 4 that is btw
and that’s about it really
theres no point typing reams and reams of stuffnobody ever replies to me anyway lol
oh fore I go back to point 1,i find women who foe or iggy are weak and insipid shrews
ty,ignore my post all you like
but it wasn’t shoes
altho to be fair shoes did make the top tenI n2think my reply is on a similar vein to the ops thread
what happened was this, a few years back I was getting ready to go to the dentists and that stupid this morning programme was on,which I never watch or any other shows of that ilk
but I was killing time and they were doing a survey
the topic was
what do women find most attractive about men
so being the nosy cosy I am I had to stay and wait for the answer
you know what those shows are like they had about 3 breaks for the ads
thus making me late for the dentists
but I got the answer then legged it to the dentists
receptionist growls “youre late”
me,”er yeh what it is I was er yknow like erm
her”oh shut up waffling somebodys taken your place but you can go next now go and sit down suitably admonished I started idly flicking thru those boring mags
and lo and behold
there was a survey in a mag,yup you’ve guessed it
what do women find,,you know the rest
im thinking ooh wonder if its the same answer what was on the telly
and yes it was,the strange thing is the answer on both surveys it wasn’t a close run thing or neck and neck,this answer won by a landslide both times
anybody know what it was?
tell me,there maybe a prize.yeh good poem
