[rogue trader]

see what skeppy babes?
I cant see it
anyway
no 9
I don’t like spiders and snakes,jim Stafford.

[rogue trader]

sorry, do we really care about what?
ive lost track

[rogue trader]

I was wondering if we could have a spider song top ten on?
I would usually put the song on,but my comps playing up
so I will just type it instead

10,boris the spider the who.

[rogue trader]

i just dont get all this bad press about spiders?

for one,they are the cleanest insects in the world
you will always find them in the bath

and 2,they are also the cleverest

i know a lot of spiders with their own web sites.

[rogue trader]

there is no point wallpapering over the cracks

netty and scep
circa@ 1979

[rogue trader]

:P

[rogue trader]

“I do not want people to be agreeable,as it saves me the trouble of liking them
edited from a pm between Annette curtains and old shep
not at liberty to say who said that to who.

[rogue trader]

Ive just rung me mate up
I said “what are you doing right this minute”?
he said “probably failing my driving test.

[rogue trader]

hiya its stan arkwright here yer friendly yorkshire blurk
hey well tha knows its raht bluddy freezing it is
some buggers left “t gate open
and sum leaves have fell on track
not to wurry lahk
train will be late
but hey lets all sit dahn and av a nice cup of tea
yer cant beat yorkshires finest brew
hey up lads and lasses
yer think yer got it bad na
ee when i were a lad i spent 18 hoors int workharse,walked mesen ten mile home and slept in a puddle
you young folk of today
durnt know yer born.

[rogue trader]

yes i agree
we should have more regional accents,the funnier the better
to cheer us up
instead of that monotonous monotone woman we always hear
the train arriving on platform 3 is the 16,14 to gomorrah
stopping at sodom etc
how about a nice cheery geordie announcer breaking us the bad news
something like
wye aye man,im awfully soree pet,i ‘the trains ganna be a bit late
but divvnt worree there be another later man pet,pet man

or maybe a scouser
alright der la
listen mate
we are runnin a bit late like
but dese trains do dat dont dee

any more?

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