Rose

Trust me I’m much older than that!

The wrinkles tell me so.

@panda12 wrote:

Not read anything like that before.

Side splittingly funny.

:roll:

That’s only because your a miserable old cow.

Wow that was so big and I’m still trying to work out what moidering is ?

Oops sorry forgot the xxx

@toybulldog wrote:

a humble request, although you personally make my stomach heave.

xx
toybulldog

Personally I would never be a babe to a pile of dog defecation like you and no I won’t stop booting her she’s ban on sight.

Happy Birthday Mooose.

Love Rose
xxxx

@panda12 wrote:

His medical records should have DNR stamped across them in the biggest, boldest print going.

Forcibly tattooed on his d ick and forehead would be my choice.

Sorry it’s late Irene I had to nip out for some more batteries.

Irene’s is still being made but rest assured it will be very special.

As for the chief bridesmaid brighty.

I had this one flown in especially from Paris.

Thank you all from the bottom of my heart for your wonderful congratulations and good wishes. As you will all know I can hardly contain my excitement for the forthcoming event and as I know Axante will be away chilling out at Champney’s until the night before our wedding I thought I’d sneak you all a preview of a few of my carefully chosen and…[Read more]

This wasn’t taken by me and it wasn’t posed but it’s the most beautiful photo I’ve ever seen, it’s my grandaughter.

@panda12 wrote:

Fifty Shades of Grey?

Is that by L’oreal and because you’re worth it ? 8-[

I use Visible Lift (it doesn’t work) so I can’t be worth it !

Happy Birthday Lucy, have a good one!

And Happy Birthday from ^^^^ too :wink:

Happy Birthday Welshy, have a lovely day.

Love Rose
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I slapped a birdbath riding a motorcycle because I’m NOT crazy!

:D

Lead Balloon comes to mind.

Di,

When you came back we became friends.

When we last spoke we both cried.

You made me laugh.

You made me mad.

You made me so glad I knew you.

Rest in perfect peace darling.

I’ll never forget you.

Rose xxx

Yes I have Cath!

Simple.

6oz of self raising flour
6oz of sugar
6oz of margerine
3 eggs
grated rind of a lemon

Mix all that together anyway you like.
Bung in a loaf tin lined with baking parchment.
Cook at 180 degrees till a skewer poked in it comes out clean. (About 40 minutes)

In the meantime
Mix juice of two lemons with loads of…[Read more]

Happy Birthday Jadey, hope you have a great day.

Love Rose
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