Rose

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@jen_jen wrote:

When you remember sticking the orange co-op dividend stamps into the books and counting them up to see how many more you needed to get that thing you had your eye on in the catalogue. As kids we got the job of sticking the stamps in, while our parents checked the catalogue!

Oh, and as both my parents were smokers until my father…

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@thin ice wrote:

my parents sent me to school with my packing up wraped in a map of the world
wonder what they were trying to say to me

Australia looks nice son! No doubt.

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@Lovely Lady wrote:

One of the best ones I heard in a long time that did make me laugh….

Guy standing at the bar next to a girl waiting to be served and he keeps looking at his watch and smiling at her, being a nosey girl :lol: she asks ” Are you waiting for someone ? ” He says ” No this is a special watch that can tell if you are wearing…

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When you remember buying a Mars Bar, a packet of crisps and two Fruit Salad chews for a shilling in the local Post Office!

7 years ago I was told I had Cancer, I couldn’t tell my family as my brother was having this big 50th Birthday party and no way was I going to spoil it, he is such a lovely bloke no way would I have put a damper on it.

For two weeks I woke up every morning feeling absolutely fine, then once I was fully awake it was like a hammer had thumped me in…[Read more]

A hot date requires more time as it includes shaving those overgrown little areas, exfoliating the whole body, applying moisturiser to exfoliated areas, plucking of eyebrows, sucking in of stomach and false tan to hide the corn beef legs, re application of nail varnish, a plethora of eyeshadow blending, copious amounts of mascara, layers of green…[Read more]

@thin ice wrote:

my precious moment was walking in to a pub and finding that the rumours about rose petal are unfounded

Ah you won’t get any info from The Horse And Hounds they only know me as a lady who lunches! :wink:

@cosy.m wrote:

ive never had a precious moment ,what are they? my life is full of tragedy,only thing i can remember was about 25 years ago,when bonnie langford had a crush on me,she even followed me to the pub,but i told her to get lost as i had a gf,she got angry and stormed out the door and tripped up oh how me and my mates laughed,her career…

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Lappy Birthday Horace, One week old today! I hope we are still together in many years to come, I can’t thank you enough for making my life so much brighter. Thin Ice is so grateful to you for the clear vision he can now see of me!

@snugzzz wrote:

if rose has a 17 incher she allowed to bash it, what else she gonna do with it stroke it! :roll: :roll:

I can assure you I’m treating my 17inches with great care and trying hard not to wear it out ! :wink:

@panda12 wrote:

@SusieQ wrote:

Caller display is a marvellous invention :wink:

I know but that means buying a new phone…

I don’t want to avoid auntie talk a lot I just need an excuse to get her off the phone. lol

Tell her you need a poo, she wont want to listen to that will she? :D

@balloons wrote:

I lurveee sundays but hate them cos i have to get up early day after!!!! :lol: :lol:

Tell me about it had to set my alarm for the first time in 8 weeks last night as back today grrrr But to my absolute pleasure I noticed I’d noticed I had accidently set it an hour too early so means Ive got that time to play on my new Horace!!

@thin ice wrote:

rose im so happy
we willnow be able to chat from the comfort of your bed
im so looking forward to it :wink:

Yes I’m very much looking forward to seeing how the webcam works, I think its great you can wave to people you are chatting to!

@Lovely Lady wrote:

Notification to all JC chatters

I regret to inform you that following several complaints yesterday about Rose scrolling, using caps and generally causing mayhem in Forum 3 it has been decided to only allow her access to her own ” Portable internet device room ”

This will be located in Forum 4 and Rose will be granted…

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@cath 55 wrote:

@thin ice wrote:

well the room has been full of constant talk of a certain bloke who was building a lil harem
all of a sudden his name is mud
for what i can see his only crime was using the same cheesy lines to a whole bevi of beautiful girls
trouble is they were all told they was special and they felt so special they told there…

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Thinking of you tintin and wish you a speedy recovery.xxxxxxx

Had a lovely time for the short while I was there and lovely to meet you all so thanks to Jadey especially for arranging it all. Just sorry I missed some of you. :(

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@eve wrote:

I just think that its like an amateur night that the tv ppl use as cheap tv. Im not into any of the talent/reality shows. I have never watched as much as one min of any ep of big brother lol

Me too.

Personally, I think it is a sad day when we have to rely on…

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@panda12 wrote:

@Tatler wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@eve wrote:

I just think that its like an amateur night that the tv ppl use as cheap tv. Im not into any of the talent/reality shows. I have never watched as much as one min of any ep of big brother lol

Me too.

Personally, I think it is a sad day when we have to rely on that shyte for…

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