Rose

Men are such slobs, the binmen left the lid open on my bin today and it was full of rain water and skanky stuff! And why is it that stupid postman can read the address on my letters but he can’t read the sign that says please shut the fcking gate!

@boojangle wrote:

I wonder about wit and hap …….. and hope that life is treating both well …..

I wonder about ManInBeds ….. where the hell did he go?

I wonder about Alora … can she still knit 10 seater sofas? Frisko, Clio, Sita …..

And I remember }Butterfly{ ….. god bless xXx

God yes Boo wit was well very witty lol and ManInBeds…[Read more]

@jen_jen wrote:

What is it with men and man-flu?

Him: this cold has really set in, I haven’t slept at all
Me: poor you. How do you fancy scrambled eggs on toast and a latte for breakfast?
Him: mmm that would be good
Me: ok, you take some paracetamol and just sit there and relax and I’ll do it
Him: ok, but I don’t think I need the paracetamol
Me:…

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@Pete wrote:

There isnt but waht people need to do is complain privately to Martin i guess if enough do he cant simply ignore it ?

And while they are at it perhaps they can complain the constant moaners and whingers who carry on arguments day after day, week after week and month after month. Some chatters are like a dog with a bone they never…[Read more]

Wine!

Written on a filthy white van in the local town……

If my wife was this dirty I’d be happy!

Pfft I always get left out so just to make sure I get added heres my pic after I’d been Champneys for a week.

Well worth the money I thought!

That will do nicely! :lol:

@SusieQ wrote:

So there we have it girls . . . :lol: :lol:

FOR SALE OR PART EXCHANGE

One La Zenza black basque with red ribbon trim.
Two pairs of sheer American Tan Aristoc stockings (unused).
Mixed bag of red and pink velcro rollers (slightly hairy).
3 x 200ml Pots of Astral.
One Pair of Pink Love Cuffs from Anne Summers.
One French Maids…[Read more]

Oh I couldnt Susie I might get hounded! :lol: :wink:

They may not eat other dogs thin but seeing 50 odd hounds running all over your garden plowing up your lovingly planted flowers is a scary sight!

Those hounds are bigger than you think!

As you know thin I abhor animal cruelity in any shape or form and having suffered two unfortunate incidences at the hands of the local hunt I hope I never have the misfortune to ever see one again.

28 years ago one crisp sunny morning having just got out of the shower with only a towel to cover my modesty and another turbanised on my head, on…[Read more]

I can sea your all mad and should Beluga off!

Wine!

Wine!

@sarah_1 wrote:

Anyone know the answer because I’m fekked if I do? :(

The Point opened in Milton Keynes in 1985 and housed Uk’s first multiplex cinema. After the new more luxurious and hip Xscape building opened in 2002 the point went rapidly downhill. Last time I went there it was full of Clampetts and stank of stale popcorn but you could…[Read more]

@GAZLAN wrote:

I only buy meat from the butcher – his ability to drink cough mixture from the bottle isn’t a professional requirement.

I guess theres just no linctus between them :o

We had a lot of Veno’s though! :lol:

@thin ice wrote:

well the boards are still dead
about ten posts in 24 hours on f 3 boards
lots off lookers
come now dont be scared if you post nice i wont slaughter you

just yet

i even let martin get off lightly

We’re all just waiting for one of your usual scintillating and marvellously interesting posts to wake us all up so we can all respond…[Read more]

I was rushed to hospital 6 years ago and was mortified when a nurse noticed I had gone in with one shoe and one slipper on! High on codeine I couldnt stop giggling but I will never make that mistake again.

So no I couldnt go shopping in my slippers or any other night attire for that matter.

Wine!

(I’m baby sitting tomorrow night so had to bring it forward, just in case anyone was wondering I’d hate you all to think it was Friday)! :)