Rose

I hope to be there and I would like a bit of Food, a bit of Art, a bit of Gen Knowledge and a bit of Sex.

What did it for me Sharon was when my Shih Tzu needed an op and they said it would be £120 and ended up over £700! He was very old and they said he would be fine. I picked him up from vets and he was half dead, wouldnt eat for a week, his fur fell out and he only lived for another 6 months. My heart was broken seeing him like that, so I couldnt g…[Read more]

I used to have a pet lamb called Gertrude when I was a kid but when it got big it escaped from its field and into my junior school garden and the Headmaster made me chase it back cause he was scared of it. My mum then sold it and bought me a new coat with the money.

I had two dogs one was a mongrel called Holly the other was a Shih Tzu called…[Read more]

Mines a desktop the screen is on a small table by the settee in the sitting room so I can have a comfy seat and watch tele at the same time. I have the keyboard on a cushion on my lap. The engine bit is on its side hidden by the side of settee.

I often think I would like a laptop but I find it much harder to type on them as I have fat fingers…[Read more]

@blackkettle wrote:

@Rosepetal wrote:

@KneeHighBoots wrote:

hehehehehehe

how’s tarquin? (all sweet’n’innocent like)!!

Tarquin is is nicely stuffing my canapes, thank you very much!

who’s tarquin , eh eh

He’s the naked butler KneeHighBoots has sent round to distract me!!! (silly girl)

@Chess wrote:

@Rosepetal wrote:

@KneeHighBoots wrote:

hehehehehehe

how’s tarquin? (all sweet’n’innocent like)!!

Tarquin is is nicely stuffing my canapes, thank you very much!

:shock: :shock: :shock: FILTH :shock: :shock: :shock:

I’m saving a spicy chipolata for YOU!

@bon bon wrote:

so why cant he hold the phone to your ear and positon the ciggy for you.
If I had to phone in I’d have had to have had a happy ciggy first
as it happens though, I don’t have to :twisted:

Cause he’ll be rubbing my feet. Silly!!!!

@KneeHighBoots wrote:

hehehehehehe

how’s tarquin? (all sweet’n’innocent like)!!

Tarquin is is nicely stuffing my canapes, thank you very much!

@KneeHighBoots wrote:

Can I just confirm for you all…. that it REALLY IS AS TERRIFYING AS YOU THINK IT IS! LOL

(can’t wait to do it all again! haha)

I hate you soooooooooooo much!

@*Dawny* wrote:

I am in awe Rose!

Shaz, tis you and me girl!

Do you feel as sick as I do? :?

IIIIIIIII Ffffffffffffeeeel sick too you know!!!!

@sharongooner wrote:

I love cheau (or however its spelt) pastry.

Imagine if you could make those cheaux buns with creme patisserie and they tasted as great as Marks and Spencers ones.

that would be cooooool

I make my own Sharon cause I love them with coffee icing on top and you can’t seem to buy them now. I also make them big and round just…[Read more]

@sharongooner wrote:

@ForumHostGM wrote:

HI FOLKS XXXX

HERE ARE THE NAMES & DATES OF THE PHONE IN CONTESTANTS
FOR THE FOLLOWNG WEEKS

MONDAY 27TH OCTOBER

DAWNY V’S SHARONGOONER.

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woah, whats occuring!!!!! How am I supposed to hold the phone, have a fag, drink my wine, talk AND type??!!!!!
seriously not sure about this :? :shock:…

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James Nesbitt

@Sir Actor wrote:

@ForumHostGM wrote:

HI FOLKS XXXX

A XMAS SPECIAL WILL BE…….. CHATHOSTUK V’S FORUMHOSTPB. :wink:

Bring me Sunshineeeeeeeee!

@bon bon wrote:

@Rosepetal wrote:

@bon bon wrote:

In chat this evening (cos Im a boring old fa rt)
Day off tomorrow so will prob be doing housework
I have a date with a fantastic man on Saturday night
we are going bowling, then for a meal then home for great sex
Work Sunday at 7am
Quiz in here Sunday night

If you have great sex you won’t be up for…

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@bon bon wrote:

In chat this evening (cos Im a boring old fa rt)
Day off tomorrow so will prob be doing housework
I have a date with a fantastic man on Saturday night
we are going bowling, then for a meal then home for great sex
Work Sunday at 7am
Quiz in here Sunday night

If you have great sex you won’t be up for 7!!!!!! :wink:

@argyll wrote:

Could all guides please “boot” argyll on sight on any given sunday if he has been to the pub

ty

But your soooo smutty on Sundays and I would miss it!

Last week I went over to an NHS dentist as my private one wanted £208 for two fillings! Ive been paying them £15 a month for six monthly check ups and hygenist and yes theyve got a waiting room like a Harley street doctors and have to say while sat in the waiting room of the NHS one I nearly did a runner after checking out the tatty walls and s…[Read more]

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

Deleting threads that contain swearing?? See ya then sunny, you wont ever be able to post on these boards again :lol:

Swearings not a problem biatching is!

@boojangle wrote:

Rose – I did start a ‘Who Hates Who’ thread …..

Thought it would be a great place for the venom spitting snidey back biting bassa’s to say their bit ….

BUT –

Everyone was really nice to each other – sorta defeated the exercise!!!

Oh well …… as is JC!

The turncoats how dare they!