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@susieq wrote:

So there we have it girls . . . :lol: :lol:

FOR SALE OR PART EXCHANGE

One La Zenza black basque with red ribbon trim.
Two pairs of sheer American Tan Aristoc stockings (unused).
Mixed bag of red and pink velcro rollers (slightly hairy).
3 x 200ml Pots of Astral.
One Pair of Pink Love Cuffs from Anne Summers.
One French Maids outfit (one size fits all).
One hardback copy of Kama Sutra (curry stains on selected pages but still readable),

Will sell for £50 for job lot or will exchange for Teasmade in good working order.

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Oh I couldnt Susie I might get hounded! :lol: :wink:

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They may not eat other dogs thin but seeing 50 odd hounds running all over your garden plowing up your lovingly planted flowers is a scary sight!

Those hounds are bigger than you think!

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As you know thin I abhor animal cruelity in any shape or form and having suffered two unfortunate incidences at the hands of the local hunt I hope I never have the misfortune to ever see one again.

28 years ago one crisp sunny morning having just got out of the shower with only a towel to cover my modesty and another turbanised on my head, on hearing an almighty commotion in my sitting room I rushed in to see my ginger mongrel flying around the furniture like a chipmunk on speed, on looking through the window my heart skipped a beat as I saw the whole pack of hounds charging over my front lawn and two idiots in pink sat on huge horses looking rather worried in the road!

Realising my poor old stupid Old English Sheepdog was out there laying in the sun I ran outside arms waving shouting “You rotten b*****ds get those b***dy dogs off my lawn” The rage I felt was intense and I was worried my poor old dog with be flattened or ripped apart. Fortunately she was lying round the side of the house and with all that hair over her face didnt have a clue what was going on and just let out the odd woof.!

The second incident happened six years ago. There had been quite a lot of anti hunt protests at that time at the local hunts and my stupid neighbour was sporting a pro hunt sticker in the back of her 4×4 which was parked next to mine. I’d bought a two year old Fiesta only 6 weeks before, I was so proud of it, it was the best car I’d ever had.

As I lay in bed finding it difficult to drop off as I was going to hospital the next day to have a tumour removed, just as I slipped into a deep sleep I was woken by an explosion, I shot out of bed only to see my neighbours 4×4 on fire the front tyre had burst, I grabbed the car keys( I was desperate to save my lovely new car) and ran across the lawn in only a pyjama top and knickers only to be shouted back by my neighbours boyfriend. Although I couldnt stand him but it went through my mind that I might well end up in the burns unit instead of general surgery lol.

I had to stand there (after chucking some trackies on of course) and watch the whole right side of my car melt as the fire engine took nearly 20 minutes to get there. I couldnt claim on her insurance as they said it wasnt her fault because it was arson so I had to pay £150 excess to get it back and of course my premium went up.

My neighbour never offered to pay the excess which I thought was extremely mean considering she had not long been left £500,00 unexpectedly by a rich farmer uncle and I swore I would never lend her any Oxo cubes again and I never have!

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I can sea your all mad and should Beluga off!

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Wine!

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Wine!

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@sarah_1 wrote:

Anyone know the answer because I’m fekked if I do? :(

The Point opened in Milton Keynes in 1985 and housed Uk’s first multiplex cinema. After the new more luxurious and hip Xscape building opened in 2002 the point went rapidly downhill. Last time I went there it was full of Clampetts and stank of stale popcorn but you could watch a film for 25p!

So thats the Point!

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@gazlan wrote:

I only buy meat from the butcher – his ability to drink cough mixture from the bottle isn’t a professional requirement.

I guess theres just no linctus between them :o

We had a lot of Veno’s though! :lol:

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@thin ice wrote:

well the boards are still dead
about ten posts in 24 hours on f 3 boards
lots off lookers
come now dont be scared if you post nice i wont slaughter you

just yet

i even let martin get off lightly

We’re all just waiting for one of your usual scintillating and marvellously interesting posts to wake us all up so we can all respond with equal aplomb!

Did I just yawn then, I do beg your pardon it just slipped out!

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