@Magoo wrote:

Then you’re right I probably would hang myself first.

Oh spoilsport!…and I was so looking forward to slipping that noose around your neck! :D

@Magoo wrote:

You’re not that ugly, surely?

yes I am, I have a face like a vultures crutch!

@Magoo wrote:

@rubenesquefemale wrote:

I would like to thank my ex for dumping me…I couldnt afford his vices along with my own.

Sussex eh? I could hand deliver that rope! :wink:

you could try but you would probably end up hanging from it yourself! 8)

life sucks…get a helmet.

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@tommy-toxen wrote:

hypocrits! at least we aren’t so obsessed that we go out and pay thousands of pounds for fake penises :lol:

Yeah right! :lol: A lot of men do – the only reason more don’t get it done is because men are so scared of a surgeon going near their ‘bits’ with a scalpel!! LOL :lol: :lol: :lol:

I can think of a few guys I would like to go for with a scalpel!

how about shoplifting?…they dont come cheaper than that!

I would like to thank my ex for dumping me…I couldnt afford his vices along with my own.

me and my flexible friend are very happy together. He never argues with me, is always up for it and he doesnt drink my wine! :D

perhaps…but if they hadnt got her one way they would have got her another.

Off with their heads I say! :lol:

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