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  • #228392

    @Magoo wrote:

    Then you’re right I probably would hang myself first.

    Oh spoilsport!…and I was so looking forward to slipping that noose around your neck! :D

    #228391

    @Magoo wrote:

    You’re not that ugly, surely?

    yes I am, I have a face like a vultures crutch!

    #228390

    @Magoo wrote:

    @rubenesquefemale wrote:

    I would like to thank my ex for dumping me…I couldnt afford his vices along with my own.

    Sussex eh? I could hand deliver that rope! :wink:

    you could try but you would probably end up hanging from it yourself! 8)

    #228201

    life sucks…get a helmet.

    #227566

    @squeezy wrote:

    @tommy-toxen wrote:

    hypocrits! at least we aren’t so obsessed that we go out and pay thousands of pounds for fake penises :lol:

    Yeah right! :lol: A lot of men do – the only reason more don’t get it done is because men are so scared of a surgeon going near their ‘bits’ with a scalpel!! LOL :lol: :lol: :lol:

    I can think of a few guys I would like to go for with a scalpel!

    #228329

    how about shoplifting?…they dont come cheaper than that!

    #228389

    I would like to thank my ex for dumping me…I couldnt afford his vices along with my own.

    #228264

    me and my flexible friend are very happy together. He never argues with me, is always up for it and he doesnt drink my wine! :D

    #227150

    perhaps…but if they hadnt got her one way they would have got her another.

    #227148

    Off with their heads I say! :lol:

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