rubyred

its ok, i just farted and followed through. with a wee clean ya wont even notice they have been through me, like a dose of the salts.

Im actually xmas shopping here on Ebay ( true) .. we could make a fortune on there too. set up our ain wee shop. oh well jingle all the way, back to ebay :)

@Esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@*Dawny* wrote:

*shouts*

Mind they fucking delicate!!!!!!

KUNT… i got a fright and swallowed them !

Well I AIN’T checking through your bowel movements..Tinkerbell earrings or no!!! :roll:

im dreading the return of eyore with MY piles ! If anyone goes past the pharmacy, bung in a tube of anusol ffs.

@*Dawny* wrote:

*shouts*

Mind they fucking delicate!!!!!!

KUNT… i got a fright and swallowed them !

mmmm mm mmm mm mmm.. /spits.. sorry.! I managed a mouthful of them in my gerbil like cheeks. I justhope the security guard does not ask me for a rendition of ” i will survive” as he heard me on karaoke the other night.. can i borrow the muff to put round throat so i can feign laryngitis ?

anyway, off to fill other pouch…. mmm mm mmm mmmmmmm.

love you too .. now go to bed bairn :) yer working tomorrow x

were ALL entitled to post here !!

fvck i put up ditties about my bluddy mother in law.. yeah i CAN do better .. and yeah I CAN write. but i come on here to free the mind, NOT tie it in knots and ponder if its good enough !! we might never be the next Alexander Pope and John Keats lassie.. but hell i think we are better and more open anyway…[Read more]

@toybulldog wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

Oh so true.

Id be nobody without my man
I try to be the best I can
But I am weak, he makes me strong
So why do I keep going wrong?

Im sad, I know
This is a point in time
I never saw coming, and couldnt plan
My reaction, was too deep
Its shocked me
I will not sleep

I should cry for help
a little bit…

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^^^^^ oooh the innocence,, i meant a hoop as in a hula hoop at P.E :) not a wee potato snack :)

@sharongooner wrote:

@stephen1 wrote:

I will delete that in the morn.

Stephen

Thanks Stephen, but it was pretty rubbish on the scale of things around here.

dont you dare !!! ffs poetry is NOT for the intelligencia !! its for all, as is art and literature !

and on the scale of things,, i think your doing wonderful !! you DARE remove…[Read more]

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@Catz wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

The people who I respect and like the most are DD and Catz, truely wonderful people. 8)

:oops: Awww thanks.

I’ve met Sian. 8)
Lovely lady!

I was a bit p|ssed but we had a good night (I think) :lol:

:roll: I’d love to know what they really thought of each other.

they cant…

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@sharongooner wrote:

God I never wanted to talk to my parents when I was a teen and the telly in the bedroom was a godsend when it finally arrived.

Isnt that teens allover? we all go through ageing, so I dont see the difference between a puter screen or a telly.

You is now sounding like Victor!

TELLY int bedrooms ?? king ell ! sheest, my father…[Read more]

@sharongooner wrote:

when he rings reception…

“can you make po/rn come on my telly” :lol:

Oh and when he sang the rasist song… “take a little white man…..”

what a clot!

Love that man man!

“fill him up with white skin” !!! and of course he was doing research to see the “po/rn) yet 4 hankies later he was unmoved ?? and demanded they take…[Read more]

Knowing Me Knowing You….ahaaaaaaaa !! KMKY

and yeah lets talk about farmers.opening fetes and the norfolk broads :)

and the lassies behind reception who used to laugh in alans face,,when he gets UP himself :)

i will sing “brass” on karaoke for ye :)

i go to sleep.. ;(

had it played at a certain laddies funeral.

@sharongooner wrote:

I just love it when she goes “Alan…. your popping out”

Oh those boxer shorts!

oh i know, a great actress :) everything is so hush hush till he meets his Polish wife LOL.. I cant make up my mind my fave.. I loved KMKY but when he only had the geordie michael for a friend on radio Norwich i howled.. and his show got…[Read more]

reminded me of a younger Chrissie Hyde.. circa ( i go to sleep) .. yeah good though.. but didnt make me fall in love.. !

i love dorothy .. and this is a poem i have NOT felt for a while,, the below one is the more life like :) but we live and dream..

Experience

Some men break your heart in two,
Some men fawn and flatter,
Some men never look at you;
And that cleans up the matter.

Dorothy Parker

@sharongooner wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

I think id love to spend the night in cafe society in New York with Dorothy Parker. to eavesdrop to my hearts delight.

but i would secretly love 5 minutes with my mammy. but then i would get terribly greedy,and need more and more. I would apologize for being a precocious…

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Did ya know whan Alan had his breakdown he travelled barefoot in his car, with only Toblerone to eat and ended up in Dundee !!

he met ME and facked off back to Lynn :) and the travelodge he thinks of as home.

i love when lynn whispers ” alan.. dundee” and he goes all quiet :)

@sharongooner wrote:

Now I will never be able to watch me mate play his espensive banjo in the same way again without picturing Rubes as that bird from Allo Allo with chicken giblets in place of pretty plaits, and a Tracy Island under her arm!

and ya DONT wanna know what i did with the Hula Hoop !!! In fact i wore it as a garter :)