rubyred

priest !! damm im vowel dyslexic,despite my sheer brilliance !

that WAS true about the priest BTW,,he is a dead ringer for Harpo :)

@sharongooner wrote:

Happy talking talking happy talk, talk about things you like to dooooooooooo

gad dammit woman i was in an R.E M mode there !!!!

heck,,i often meet my Modern studies teacher and get roaring drunk ! He used to call my by my full name as he knew my dad,,and i got a double barrel name !!! he is a Raving homo..but good greif the LAUGHS we have !

One night we were out and met the local preist Father Eugene,,a MUCH respected catholic preist,,well me and alex and eugene ended up…[Read more]

and nanite john xx see ye soon hen :) xx

calculating…..they were runts that were thrown out nest as eggs ! 15 years ago..My man had to break the shell and hand rear them…they were that pathetic and abandoned they have been with me ever since,,house birds. the male is grey and cinnamon..his sister is albino yellow..but they both try to shag Jordans feet !

we had a female cinnamon…[Read more]

got a belter !!! I once hitched hiked with a dundee pal to london,,she was clever and articualte and has now a degree .but plain stupid,,as MOST students are !! we went dundee-edinburgh..to leeds then back to York then direct to south Kensington,,she sent her mum a postacrd,,saying she was ok blah blah,,we gets back and meets her mum…the mum…[Read more]

and i dont know if i can do it…

im only efter the communal wine Johhny,,give me a wee pinot grigo and i will be aff yer back :)

one always assumes the little starlings shall move out by age,,as in oldest first !!

Not me !! my daughter who is 20,has her own place,own man and a baby..

Jordan (son) and I joke that we will be like Johnny Vegas and his mum from the programme “benidorm”,,a classic scene,,he is telling his mum he is going away with his mates next year,,the…[Read more]

ffs i dinna ken if its New York or New Year !

consider this…

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

cook a meal LOL John i been cooking all night,,i get meat from a bloke in local,,i have made a 15lb silverside,,steak pie and chillies to freeze,,have also whipped up pastries and yorkshire pudding mixes,to let settle and allow air for better effects,,i live with my son,,he is 25 nearly 26 and i cant get rid o the…

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OH THATS A PROMISE !! i WILL COME DOWN IF THATS OK ! im no longer seeing the man i was seeing..( will tell ya face to face) ..But id love to come see ye and cook.laugh and flirt with yer parrots..Which reminds me,,i was out earlier and i had a crusty shyte on top o my head courtesy of the 2 runts..

shaz what IS the average life span of a…[Read more]

@sharongooner wrote:

Sunday lunch is hours away Johnny 8)

always make yer pastries the night before shaz,,it adds air and causes it to rise…

god dammit im a bore :) !

cook a meal LOL John i been cooking all night,,i get meat from a bloke in local,,i have made a 15lb silverside,,steak pie and chillies to freeze,,have also whipped up pastries and yorkshire pudding mixes,to let settle and allow air for better effects,,i live with my son,,he is 25 nearly 26 and i cant get rid o the bvgger,,no wonder !

@sharongooner wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

just dont go blind hen :)

How about paralysed………… :lol:

YA neednt think Im pushing YOU about when ye are paraletic ! well i will IF i can use yer wheelchair like a zimmer frame !

just dont go blind hen :)

/drools at 4 quid a bottle top quality Southern Comfort :)

HOPE YER NOT ALLERGIC TO TATTIES SHAZ,,SOUNDS LIKE POLISH TATTIE WATER TO ME :)

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

totty scones and square sausage mmmmmmm :lol:

Haven’t had that for a while :D Nice thought though, perhaps not as nice as women being a little gay but good all the same :lol:

How can you show contempt for contempt?!

with a mere condescending snort young john :)