rubyred

oh mines is a damm bonny 5 foot 9 (ish) ..obviously im not gonna go into it on open boards..she is a cracker ! and her man is a bonny looking man.but NOT as bonny as mine (chuckle) and the bairns MY double,,god help him,!

her daddy was tall.blue eyed with dark lashes and hair..i always KNEW my son in law was a divvy..but dont worry..he wouldnt…[Read more]

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

im NOT a happy mammy..NOT really,,my wee lass can do better !

in fact im annoyed !

rite u Lady….!!! all u can do if be there for her… u with me… and don’t get ur tongue loose way the voddie lol GOD HELP ME when we go to the Horseshoe lol what am I letting myself in for… lol

yer on !! her fave bar is…[Read more]

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

me and mary will take over,,we both didnt realise were both 5 foot 3,,oh lanky one :) …mind you i need some kuint hitting me in the face as only sunny does !

lmaoooooooooooooooo. :lol:

OI IM 5FT 3 and a wee bitty lol and not a bitty like Little brittain either another sumone puts it lol

ISA :) ya…[Read more]

@PATS wrote:

fook me i’m surrounded by dwarfs! :shock:

/follow the yellow brick road

menacingly glowers..!

im NOT a happy mammy..NOT really,,my wee lass can do better !

in fact im annoyed !

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

fook im in hiding from slayer,,so excuse the pink leotard and the dolly parton wig !!

FOUND YA SMELT YA VODDIE BREATHE lol

well and truly found oot ! i was shopping today and i took the wee man.came home and stacey was all agitated ! so from my shopping a wee bottle o voddie appeared,,actaually im fibbing,,i…[Read more]

me and mary will take over,,we both didnt realise were both 5 foot 3,,oh lanky one :) …mind you i need some kuint hitting me in the face as only sunny does !

fook im in hiding from slayer,,so excuse the pink leotard and the dolly parton wig !!

oops sorry slayer,,i once got a red letter back that said i had cancerous cells,,took half me cervix away and now when i get routine 6 month smears my wee cervix tilts ! so i make sure pals and daughter go get them..as it CAn save their lifes !

sorry as this is damm serious..younger lassies are scared,,please DONT be !

i mind (remember) the day…[Read more]

sashay my erse..ya staggered..

/hands on ample hips..

now THIS is sashaying…..falls at micrphone

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

never seen her erse mary,,invited pats up for a day in the horsehoe..and she it too faird :)

her vest got me aff as i imagined her as bruce willis in Armageddon !

/easily horny.dundee !

u fookin blind rubes lol me ar/se is on me avator. :roll:

well when I spoke to her 2nite she didnae has a tipple…

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@sunny wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

oh how butch..im in a primrose and jade flowing top…

/wanks !

butch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!how very dare uuuuuuuuuu. :lol: :lol:

Butch pmsfl lol :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Ya wanna hear her speak ruby lol NOW thats butch lol

suppose mary can say the same about me sunny,,i was all husky when she called…[Read more]

sory pats i was too busy rimming ye :)

@sharongooner wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

thanks pats..just hate it hon when folks aint here..

p.s,,what colour o top are ya wearing :)

white vest……………………. 8)

weet weeeel Pats :wink:

LESBEAN !!!!

knew ye essex types werre all like that! :)

never seen her erse mary,,invited pats up for a day in the horsehoe..and she it too faird :)

her vest got me aff as i imagined her as bruce willis in Armageddon !

/easily horny.dundee !

/arrives…

DONT spoil it now,,im on the brink !!!!!

oog take THAT pats in yer vesty popple top..ooh ahh

oh how butch..im in a primrose and jade flowing top…

/wanks !

thanks pats..just hate it hon when folks aint here..

p.s,,what colour o top are ya wearing :)

actually…im gonna take umbrage at using his name. I speak to ugo a lot,,come ON folks we all know he is a harmless.gormless laddie ! he isnt here to defend himself..off romancing i beleive..

good on him,,just DONT be rough and uncanny,as he listens to me at times.when NOT one other fooker gives a damm.

a pals a pal for all that :)