rubyred

and i might even fluffy you ! fart on yer spooning balls to return the favour !

lets drink whisky and get on skype.. oops too late I am with Eddie Munster and her too short crop already !

beatch !! :lol:

ironically i hate bourbon and Irish whiskey ! I mean..one would assume its all similar.but its bloody NOT !

macallan and antiquary and that wee bottle panda has..

/casually invites herself to London. albeit with the warning that a wee minature is only for the Gaelic Coffee !

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

@momentaryloss wrote:

. . . . I can do Orkney, Macallan, Dalwhinie, Moray, or if you prefer American, Maker’s Mark.

I am a man of exquisite taste, don’t you know.

8)

And man after my own heart, I’ll fork out for the Laphroaig . . . . . .

laphroaig tastes too much like TCP.. ! Taliskers like peat ! I once did a play…[Read more]

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

. . . im . . . . . only fit for bed :)

Is that a proposition?

oh hell yeah !!!

@panda12 wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

hurry back into skype tinks.. I was enjoying that salacious gossip :wink:

Rubes, straighten your wig. :P

that bad huh ?

re-arranges the jig.

better ?

im knackered and only fit for bed :)

hurry back into skype tinks.. I was enjoying that salacious gossip :wink:

I do not think i will even bother with it. I’m old fashioned enough to have a phone,both mobile and house..and most of folks id need to get a hold of in a hurry are on FB anyway. Too many negatives about having it,it seems.

@jen_jen wrote:

Can’t help it, every time I see this thread this song pops into my mind:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzfo4txaQJA

And yes Mrs T, apparently MSN is going to close down, I think the hope is that people will move over to Skype…I doubt it somehow. I would admit to also not having Skype but I don’t want to shatter any illusions…

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actually I do not have skype either !! I rarely used web cam even with friends when we were NOT talking about sex.Nothing more off putting at wanting to cram a packet of crisps in yer gob, when someone is watching! .

Im funny like that !

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

Why am I always left out but actually I don’t have skype either… although someone I know was keen for me to get it and I almost did download it once…. but common sense prevailed

Is it true MSN is closing?…. not that I use that either…. just wondered. :?

dont come the innocent with ME mrs t.. !! You are…[Read more]

@kent f OBE wrote:

I really wish Mr Ben’s pubes hadn’t been pointed out…everytime I look at the picture my eyes zone in!! :?

LOL mine too :)

“keep smiling Helen, I am here for you , ignore all those pms about our great sex life..”
J in france. Today.

@jen_jen wrote:

Oh lordy lordy, I wasn’t going to look at this thread again but then I saw how many more pages there were and I couldn’t resist…Rubes you are a star, I love you! :lol:

But on a serious note (since J appears to have decided that his fun topic is now to be taken seriously…) J, did you really mean to invite men and women to pm…

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@Wordsworth60 wrote:

Don’t panic Scep, it’s a thread called ‘Sex!’ in a UK chat forum, it would be downright unpatriotic if any of it was serious.

It wasn’t was it?

/giggles nervously and Lubes Up for the Great Conker removal…

@kent f OBE wrote:

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

@J_in_France wrote:

so every evening at 7 pm ruby jen and panda have to get together to discuss their sex lives on skype

Doesn’t everybody?

No!! That’s because I havn’t ever been invited

Invited ffs YOUR the instigator in all this skype malarky, but you had asked to Remain anonymous ! Great convo…[Read more]

yeah !! anyone with a modicum of common sense would have realised..

nah i wont even explain. will leave YOU forever the buffoon!

au revoir Sir Prancelot !

jen jen/panda skype me soooon..

/poofily waves. xx

panda !! wheres that Brick wall ya offered Jen jen !! LOL..

he does not believe me.. surely ? :lol:

@J_in_France wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

just wait till my skype mates come along.. you will see !!

sulks :)

sad that you have the need to get others to try and back you up

man o man ya dont beleive all this do ya :)

gawd :) erm.. we do NOT really meet at 7pm on skype or have meetings J !

we dont even meet in bars ! we all live all over and none of us have ever actually met !

I meant no badnesss, but ffs man..

stop being such a pernickity ponce !