rubyred

OOH betty.. there is another thread so i got my nose in here too :)

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

I win…..

“oh i dont know Reeeeeta, thats 2 words, I got dereck to double check”

Hi all, Les Dennis here, some of you may remember me from my successful comedy career, where i scaled the dizzy heights of fame and fortune.
I was having a Mavis Reilly moment there.
I have killed the chickens for food.. times are hard…

@panda12 wrote:

Stop it!

All of you!

How dare you outwit Noel Edmonds! :twisted:

“OOH betty, Jessica did a whoopsie in my Beret.. ”

Les Dennis here.just thrilling ya all with my michael crawford impersonations as im mega MULTI talented.Unlike Noel.

@jen_jen wrote:

I don’t have a problem with people who can’t spell as long as I can understand what they’re trying to say.
I don’t have a problem with people who have poor grammar as long as I can understand what they’re trying to say.
I don’t have a problem with people where English isn’t their first language but they’re trying, after all their…

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@panda12 wrote:

@tinks wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@tinks wrote:

Yay! Tinks! Do you want a tour of my Crinkley Bottom? :D

i’m sorry?……….have i missed something? :lol:

Hi. I’m Noel Edmonds.

Ruby is Les Dennis, but I’m a bigger celebrity than her, I mean him. :P

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@panda12 wrote:

You used to be somebody, Les. What happened? :shock:

I did not enjoy getting on my knees Noely..

@Terry wrote:

Well Julie (Andrews) and myself are on the table next to you Rubes.
I’ve asked her to stub that spliff out and she’s told me to shut the f*** up and order her a bacon sandwich. Where’s panda and her little notebook when you need her?

Oh I see Les Dawson has just come in and there’s a piano in the corner. :shock:

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and that Vernon Kay bloke sucked c.ock to replace me !!

“”ooooh RITA…Im all of a quiver over me barm cake”..

I wasnt ” replaced” I left as hollywood beckoned me !

@Terry wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

I was thinking more Coffee Tel.. laced with something stronger..but yeah its fashionably done up like a greasy spoon, red checked table cloths..a half eaten prawn salad ciabatta (hers) and an old fashioned silver service of cream cakes.(mine) hehe.. jaysus im there ! I tell her a filthy joke and we sing Donald fagen…

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@rubyred wrote:

p.s can you get me on Deal mate.. times are hard ….

No, Les. You’re a loser who talks to chickens.

:lol:

FVCK you then Noely !! should you ever beg me for a guest slot on Family fortunes i will make that DOO DOO sound it makes when someone makes a shyte guess..

and DONT get me started on that Beatch Amanda Holden !

@Terry wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

imagination rules.. !! but in my imaginery cafe you would be able to smoke.. I would be people watching with Amy Winehouse, dreamily staring out the window and folks are dressed for the beach.Amy and I would lower the tone, but thats allowed as its a bohemian Cafe.

I love it Ruby. I see a table top with salt and…

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@Terry wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@Terry wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

HAHAHAHAHAH im actually laughing here.. yeah i made out we were an item,and started signing my posts from himself and I. Now your back i bet he shows up.

c.mon Charlie boy are ye a man or a moose :)

If you put a bit of cheese on the table, you might find out.

coincidence or what… just…

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imagination rules.. !! but in my imaginery cafe you would be able to smoke.. I would be people watching with Amy Winehouse, dreamily staring out the window and folks are dressed for the beach.Amy and I would lower the tone, but thats allowed as its a bohemian Cafe.

@Terry wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

HAHAHAHAHAH im actually laughing here.. yeah i made out we were an item,and started signing my posts from himself and I. Now your back i bet he shows up.

c.mon Charlie boy are ye a man or a moose :)

If you put a bit of cheese on the table, you might find out.

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p.s can you get me on Deal mate.. times are hard ….

cannot be doing with the plebs seeking favours eh noel? i get the same in my real life persona. folks shouting out slogans from my well known shows.

/Les Dennis. Dundee.

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

Well….there you go… I thought PB was female #-o

Only on a wednesday Mrs t..

@panda12 wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

are you really Noel edmonds himself Panda.. ?

Yes. :D

I KNEW it.. :D suppose if you came in under your own name Noel, you would get bothered with folks asking you to get them on deal or no deal etc.

are you really Noel edmonds himself Panda.. ?