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well done jewel,, he is lovely x

[rubyred]

happy birthday x

[rubyred]

happy birthday x

[rubyred]

@*Sian wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

im a 4 at mo,, bit too early for me yet.. I shall rise to the giddy heights of an 6 later once i have tidied,bathed,packed,got into town for rail tickets,shouted at my daughter for taking a massive suitcase for a 2 day trip.then as i relax on my chaise lounge, small aperitif in hand i MAY reach an 8 :)

Can I come and join ya? Where ya off?

Im going to blackpool :) got a nice wee hotel booked.To show the wee man the lights,he will love all the razzmatazz that Blackpool has to offer.No doubt it will rain but the tea in the park Kagoules have been packed. No doubt we do the Tower and pleasure beach too. and nanny might manage a small sherry along the way :)

and yer welcome ducker..

[rubyred]

im a 4 at mo,, bit too early for me yet.. I shall rise to the giddy heights of an 6 later once i have tidied,bathed,packed,got into town for rail tickets,shouted at my daughter for taking a massive suitcase for a 2 day trip.then as i relax on my chaise lounge, small aperitif in hand i MAY reach an 8 :)

[rubyred]

did ye HAVE to mention that macaroon bar !! half o its still stuck under my Dental plate ! i sit here sucking wee bits i burnt coconut from my teeth, and trying to kid on im really “cool”

Im as in love with the idea,of love as the next lassie. Maybe im a cynical auld k.unt cos my man Never left me. so i cant beatch about life ” after him” . maybe as a widow, i miss him dearly. but will NEVER admit to needing someone. as its a sure sign o weakness ..

I miss him that much,, its actually sore to admit it..

but then,, im NOT weak,, im known as a strong beatch.. so i dont miss him at all ” NO SIR!”

still rather have a remote control and unlimited macaroon bars though !
aye.. i would !

just sometimes. i kinda miss the laughs.and the things i wanna tell him, but hey ho.

/leaves, heading for some coconut to remove from plaque !

strong beatch, dundee.

[rubyred]

@esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

hows yer skills for taxi- driver small talk ! can ye see in yer bunnet now..

I had that Howard from the Halifax in the back of me cab once. He’s not actually black y’know..he doesn’t wear glasses and his name’s not Howard either.
Kept insisting he was Mrs.Pilbeam of 1 The Cloisters, Stoke Newington.
I knew his game..
but i still took a shag instead of the fare… :roll:

passed with flying colours !!! yer getting Taxi driver o the month for that!

ya managed to insult someone, get in their colour,make a slur on their character and GET in sex.. ! now can ye take a fare on Sunday about 2.30 pm :)

p.s rosary beads dangling from yer mirror would be a nice touch !

Never mind the rosary beads..I had that Jesus Christ in the back of me cab once……

did he pay ??

Nah..but he had his cross to bear so I let him off..at Mount Calvary
The bugger bled all over my faux-fur seat covers mind.. :roll:

phew thats not so bad.. big boab had him once and he blessed him, boab was LIVID as he was cured, and cut off the full Disability Benefits ! flaming god botherers !

[rubyred]

Esme,, i did NOT laugh Hon,, i Grimaced and knew the punchline on the fist word. Its a giveaway as you always put ” ya WILL die laughing at this” as a headline.
did i ever tell ye aboot the time i was chucked oot an Orange Lodge? :)

[rubyred]

@esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

hows yer skills for taxi- driver small talk ! can ye see in yer bunnet now..

I had that Howard from the Halifax in the back of me cab once. He’s not actually black y’know..he doesn’t wear glasses and his name’s not Howard either.
Kept insisting he was Mrs.Pilbeam of 1 The Cloisters, Stoke Newington.
I knew his game..
but i still took a shag instead of the fare… :roll:

passed with flying colours !!! yer getting Taxi driver o the month for that!

ya managed to insult someone, get in their colour,make a slur on their character and GET in sex.. ! now can ye take a fare on Sunday about 2.30 pm :)

p.s rosary beads dangling from yer mirror would be a nice touch !

Never mind the rosary beads..I had that Jesus Christ in the back of me cab once……

did he pay ??

[rubyred]

@esmeralda wrote:

At last, something to save me from myself and those late night emails threatening vengeance or inviting all and sundry to an impromptu rave i’ve failed to notify the hubby about:
MAIL GOGGLES..A system designed to stop the hasty, foolish and/or pished drunk from illjudged emailing activity, by means of having first to answer a series of mathematical questions.
Read all about it HERE

Although, given that I failed my ‘0’ level arithmetic three times and got a progressively lower grading on each occasion..I might never be able to send an email of any description ever again.
Who shouted ‘hooraaaaaaay!!?’ :twisted:

what a wizard wheeze.. !! and it was me that shouted it,, theres only so many times i can laugh at the same joke you keep sending me, with nationalities and genders changed.but still the same joke .LOL. and yer chain mail angels. promising that my foofie is gonna melt off, if i dont send it onto 200 folks in next 4 seconds. is wearing thin as my melted one !

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