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@esmeralda wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
hows yer skills for taxi- driver small talk ! can ye see in yer bunnet now..
I had that Howard from the Halifax in the back of me cab once. He’s not actually black y’know..he doesn’t wear glasses and his name’s not Howard either.
Kept insisting he was Mrs.Pilbeam of 1 The Cloisters, Stoke Newington.
I knew his game..
but i still took a shag instead of the fare… :roll:passed with flying colours !!! yer getting Taxi driver o the month for that!
ya managed to insult someone, get in their colour,make a slur on their character and GET in sex.. ! now can ye take a fare on Sunday about 2.30 pm :)
p.s rosary beads dangling from yer mirror would be a nice touch !
hows yer skills for taxi- driver small talk ! can see ye in yer bunnet now..
@esmeralda wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
/breathes all kinda heavy in excitement …… did someone mention Mother in laws ..:)
get back to ye on this one Esme..
*Sends Ella a warning in semaphore* :P
oh dont please, she would miss read it and assume it was part of the conspiracy theory ! her latest one is neighbours putting oil down their sinks !!! and its bubbling up her loo !
/breathes all kinda heavy in excitement …… did someone mention Mother in laws ..:)
get back to ye on this one Esme..
@blackkettle wrote:
@*Dawny* wrote:
Nobody wiping their feet before steping out of the bath! :evil: Leaving trails of water all over the floor :evil:
Being the only one to ever change the loo roll
Being the only one to ever clean the cooker after using it
Being the only one to ever lock up the doors at night, cos Pluty thinks we live in a “safe” neighbourhood :roll:
Having to pick up Pluty’s dirty pants and socks of his side of the bedside floorOh God I could be here all day :roll:
i think thats men in general .
hehe ye pair o crabs :) dawny you got mail x
@dee wrote:
Those pictures wouldn’t have made me give up (I gave up over 4 years ago now). The picture that made me give up nwas the one in my mind of my mam lying in intensive care with puemonia and COPD. I vowed that if she pulled through Id give up smoking. She did pull through and on my second attempt I gave up. I don’t believe that giving up cold turkey is the only wat, I used replacement nicotine and it worked for me, eachto their own I think. My friend once had a real go at when I gave up using patches (she went cold turkey). I asked if she’s given birth pain free, she said no, i said each to theri own, what works for one, does not work for the other.
One of the last coherent things my dad said to be before we lost him was ‘are you still off those fags’ I said yeah, but because you’re in here, I’ve been and bought some lozenges and I want the money for them when you get out’ sadly I never did get the money, but I didn’t start smoking again.
Both mu mam and dad had dodgy hearts, my dad chose to give up smoking the second he found out, my mam countiued to smoke and no matter what anyone said or what happened, she would not give up.
Good luck to anyone who wants to give up. On my last weekend of smoking I didn’t empty the ahstray once (normally I was obsessed). I can still see and smell that stinking ashtray now and it makes me want to puke. Whenever i fancied a cig I woould think of that. It worked for me and still does!
eek in all the arguments through this thread. THAT was the one that made me stub a half smoked cigarette out,and sit back and think !
/sulks.
@esmeralda wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
oh shyte i forgot about your tourettes ! and by the way i did NOT storm out in the huff last night AAron, my phone went dead or out of signal ! i was chatting away too ! never got to sing my GREAT rendition of ” oh ye canny shove yer granny aff the bus” ..
/pah.
“Ohhhhhhhhhhh..ye cannae shove yer granny..for she’s yer mammy’s mammy..ohhh ye cannae shove yer granny aff a bus!!”
..Actually..with a bit of determined effort and making sure ye first help yaself to her purse wi’ the pension in it and a hauf packet o’ polo mints..
ye can INDEED shove yer granny aff a bus! :twisted:you West Coasters canny help yourselves can ye ? At least here in the East we have the termerity of pilfing the odd ten bob here and there,and a couple of number six cigs, But to actually shove them off !!
and before you start counter accusations,my granny DID fall from the 12th floor of a multi story, she had the chamois leather in her hand and took me weeks to get the smell of windolene out my hair ! she slipped on my copy o precocious child weekly !Im addicted to Esme right enough, cant shake her off no matter how many times she feebly attempts to upstage me :)
I believe aquarians get on great with other ones, more than any other sign of the zodiac. In a spooky way the majority of my pals in real life too,are aquarian !and self important.. goddam right we are ;) there no other buggers quite like us.
/waits for the backlash from crabby cancerians and vain aries types , and those bliddy virgos * shudders*
esme and ruby after a night out , well stiched up like a pair o kippers. !!upstream nymph indeed ! canny get over THAT lie.
/the one that got away, Dundee.
