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@cath 55 wrote:
well im not gona spend and this time next year when im debt free i’ll laff at ya all lol xx
were not spending either,, were feefing !! 100% discount !
@esmeralda wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
@esmeralda wrote:
Then there wiz the great Proclaimers Menage A Quatre scandal..
..you thought you were shagging Craig..I thought I was shagging Charlie..but it turned oot we were BAITH shagging Craig..and Charlie stormed off in a huff..declared he wiz going solo and now appears as..The Proclaimer..
“And I will walk two hundred and fifty miles……”oh my god,, i near died laughing ,, but its a sore point .. :( he used to climb into my bunk,with his boaby still clammy and reeking of your perfume,, coty L’aimant !
p.s did the compound w work ?
It must have done..coz I rubbed it on Charlie’s napper..and he disappeared..
wish ye had rubbed it on his boabie, then i would not have been pregnant with morag Proclaimer ! I swapped her for a Peavey Amp and a Leslie Cabinet, as i realised with our rock n roll lifestyle, it would not have been fair to drag her around,, besided she wasnt the bonniest.. and it wouldnt DO for us to have a mini me proclaimer cramping oor style !
@esmeralda wrote:
Then there wiz the great Proclaimers Menage A Quatre scandal..
..you thought you were shagging Craig..I thought I was shagging Charlie..but it turned oot we were BAITH shagging Craig..and Charlie stormed off in a huff..declared he wiz going solo and now appears as..The Proclaimer..
“And I will walk two hundred and fifty miles……”oh my god,, i near died laughing ,, but its a sore point .. :( he used to climb into my bunk,with his boaby still clammy and reeking of your perfume,, coty L’aimant !
p.s did the compound w work ?
we were treated like rocks stars of the present day , back then. The grand opening of “what every woman wants” free soup in sammy dows. ,and the MEN,, ye gods we were feted for our sheer talent and beauty.
shame about “donald ” though. After him doubling up as the Bobby Sands lookalikey on oor tour of orange lodges, he was arrested in deepest Methil for scaring the chickens. He is okay now though, jist not allowed to keep Hens any more.
and mind o the threesomes with Johhny Beattie in the dressing room/loaby press.. :oops: :oops: :oops: .. I still blush when i see him on River City !
@esmeralda wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
gies a wee feelie o yer falafels.. i know Esme , but thats what makes it so damm watchable LOL. IF they got it right , we would turn off as it would become another cookery programme. I like to see the bragging numpties fall as flat as their souffles :) but then im wicked like that! :twisted:
Oh aye..I love all the snidey asides and bit/chy put-downs, and wait longingly for the day when one of them goes ape-sh/it with a steak knife and runs amok, decpitating the host before commiting hari kari in the middle of the creme brulee with raspberry coulis.
Now THAT’S what I call fine dining!aye !!
and ya just KNOW that despite the plums in the mouth accents and massive houses, that the rest of the week their on Spam fritters !
on a rare night out with the swiss army blokeys.@esmeralda wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
@esmeralda wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
cheers wilma
now we will argue who is left and who is write ( sic) :)
thats shazza in the middle looking like a right knob .
Technically..that penis should have been surgically removed and a designer vagina sculpted outta the remaining bit..so we could be a pair o’ fannybaws!! :P
och im sure we could do as good with a rusty stanley knife Essers ! Oh as it happens i managed 3 swiss army knifes doon my breeks at the barra’s the other week,
There’s a coincidence..I had three Swiss army sergeants doon mine! :wink:
ya have always got to brag !! well i had four ! but i like to remain aloof and secretive about my GREAT sex life. !
@esmeralda wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
cheers wilma
now we will argue who is left and who is write ( sic) :)
thats shazza in the middle looking like a right knob .
Technically..that penis should have been surgically removed and a designer vagina sculpted outta the remaining bit..so we could be a pair o’ fannybaws!! :P
och im sure we could do as good with a rusty stanley knife Essers ! Oh as it happens i managed 3 swiss army knifes doon my breeks at the barra’s the other week,
@pikey wrote:
@esmeralda wrote:
If you insist on butchering the old mother tongue by copying and pasting from these juvenile webular sites, would you at least pop a bit of punctuation in there or knock the offending capital out?
eek im horrified.. im learning gaelic at the mo. and Esme allows me to talk to her on the phone in both our ” mother tongues” she is fluent in it !
ochone ochone..
gies a wee feelie o yer falafels.. i know Esme , but thats what makes it so damm watchable LOL. IF they got it right , we would turn off as it would become another cookery programme. I like to see the bragging numpties fall as flat as their souffles :) but then im wicked like that! :twisted:
