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For Esme to pass onto Bruce :)
A Certain Lady
Oh, I can smile for you, and tilt my head,
And drink your rushing words with eager lips,
And paint my mouth for you a fragrant red,
And trace your brows with tutored finger-tips.
When you rehearse your list of loves to me,
Oh, I can laugh and marvel, rapturous-eyed.
And you laugh back, nor can you ever see
The thousand little deaths my heart has died.
And you believe, so well I know my part,
That I am gay as morning, light as snow,
And all the straining things within my heart
You’ll never know.Oh, I can laugh and listen, when we meet,
And you bring tales of fresh adventurings, —
Of ladies delicately indiscreet,
Of lingering hands, and gently whispered things.
And you are pleased with me, and strive anew
To sing me sagas of your late delights.
Thus do you want me — marveling, gay, and true,
Nor do you see my staring eyes of nights.
And when, in search of novelty, you stray,
Oh, I can kiss you blithely as you go ….
And what goes on, my love, while you’re away,
You’ll never know.Dorothy Parker
I think id love to spend the night in cafe society in New York with Dorothy Parker. to eavesdrop to my hearts delight.
but i would secretly love 5 minutes with my mammy. but then i would get terribly greedy,and need more and more. I would apologize for being a precocious little lady,and tell her i did it all for attention. HER attention and no one elses. And i would cuddle her,and tell her things were okay .. JUST okay as she thought much more of me. She would know i was happy, and id leave her, with us both smiling. and id look in the mirror and think i was her as we are like twins. and smile.. again. ..
George Formby in my beret !!! and happy holidays lucky. can i have a salt n pepper dishes like the dame from ” come dine with me” made from kangaroos testes ? eek..
have a good time doll. x
ah haaaaaaaaa !! so whats in “alans Big pocket ” ?? he is a fellow shoplifter with THAT pocket..
just NOT george fooking formby ya daft bugger LOL.
@sharongooner wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
a george formby shaz !! ya surely mean a g foreman,, there is NO way im even attempting to get out of harrods with a banjo playing Northerner going on about ” does your chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight” even MY beret wouldnt fit him in !
feckin pi/ssing myself laughing at THAT slip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:
If you could see what I can see…..
thing is… I CAN !! im having visions of a black kangol Beret all shuffling about as george fooking formby warms up ! and me pretending its giant head lice ! and scratching ! and me having to sing louder and louder to block him out ! and some bemused security girad looking on as i put on a Northern Manc twang.. fook me i only went in for maybelline mascara !
a george formby shaz !! ya surely mean a g foreman,, there is NO way im even attempting to get out of harrods with a banjo playing Northerner going on about ” does your chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight” even MY beret wouldnt fit him in !
I love ginger beer too !! ya get the best burp EVER after it. only seconded by original lucozade.
yeah the security guard is fastyesque ! I thought it was the time i went to a fancy dress as Irma Grese the nazi female war criminal, at first. Imagine my shock at knowing id just past fasty with Tracey Island AND the entire In the night garden,and a hula hoop under me fedora.. !
the cleavage distracted him !
id pick my ear with esmes comb,suck my teeth then post.
@sharongooner wrote:
so here we are ladled with handbags, jewels and perfumery and a couple of Clives in lovely knitwear.
Its been a wonderful day 8)
just gotta sell them now, so we can spend the money on cheaper clothes,mobile phones,white lighting and pickled eggs !
@sharongooner wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
yeah I watched that too actually. I dont mind her at all,just a bit miffed when she said the year before had been tough and she had to make “do” with £120,000 !! a year to live on.
Hope her results are favourable ,, she clearly loves her bairns.I know… sometimes she doesnt think before she speaks silly girl.
Money means nothing when your health isnt great though, Im sure she’d trade it all in to be well again.
A friend of mine died yesterday, was in the year above me at school. Cancer. She has left 4 kids behind, gawd bless them. She had such a horrendous life too, its so not fair.
i know darling..bless you and bless her kids x
