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@pats wrote:
lmao at ruby wiv a chicken under her beret. i had visions of the giblets sliding down the back of ur neck as u sashayed out the shop. :lol: :lol: :lol:
they blended in with the love bites pats :)
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someone seeking attention, methinks Esme.
and home. Dont fret i wasnt caught early xmas shoplifting.. MUCH worse, a day with mother in law . Managed to get a chicken in me beret for tonights tea. ffs i near had hypothermia with the lassie on the till talking to me. Paid for kirby grips for Esme though.
dag nammit !!!! ok OKAY point taken, dont mean im gonna start going on about hardy annuals !
we can all meet in the pub next to harrods and share the bounty,,and NO esme im no on about you in the sweetie section ! Get yer erse to the hand-made cashmeres noo !
@esmeralda wrote:
I’ll bring my coat with the big pockets. Ruby..you flash your cleavage as a distraction..and Shazza you grab the bling. Where shall we start?
Im sorry but ” who are you ” .. im cunningly disguised as an upwardly mobile 40 something.Im walking about the shop with Gucci bags i got from Ebay, Im in the make up department at the clarins counter actually, pretending to rub a lippy sample on my hand, as i fill my gucci bags with age renewal cremes,that sell like hot tatties in pubs :)
Just spotted shazza going past the tiffany counter ! I must say she looked fetching dressed as an arab princess !
@sharongooner wrote:
lets go theiving!
They cant catch us all !!! we can invade harrods one day under various guises,and pilf the profit from under mohammed al fayeds nose. !
and with the profit we make we can pay the stoopid erses who got caught Fines !
@esmeralda wrote:
Okay..so who’s coming with me to Harrods? Lemme see what I fancy.
Ooooooh I’m having this..
VIVIENNE WESTWOOD
Large Orb Detail Bag
And a snip at only £699.00 Gimme two. One to keep me purse and makeup in. The other to hit unruly sales assistants with. :twisted:even better lets steal the orbs off.. its them that prove its westwood.. and we can fit them to our primarts finest.. !
we should have a shoplifting day oot !
^^^^ hi Derby,wheres joan :) mmwwwwaahhhh at own joke .
@*Sian wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
@*Sian wrote:
Love will find you, never search for it.
dammit, does that mean i can stop wandering around tescos looking for Mr Right now ;)
What i HAVE found, When im dolled up in make up etc,I dont get a second look, but the days i Go with just outta bed hair, no make up and in comfy shopping clothes, Im more liable to get doors held open,and a smile,,maybe its pity :)Au Naturel is so in 8)
I agree. more and more im going out more and more without make up on.. NEVER thought id see the day. Maybe its an age thing ? but i feel greasy and clatty with make up on. Nothing like a light moisturiser, and feeling clean. I have good facial skin too,so i dont need foundation clogging me up.
do you ever have nights where the make up melts off yer face.. ( serious question btw)
