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/rubs her erse on sharons carpet as a finale…
jacks cousin is one of the top legal eagles up here…grew up in a slum on the hilltown area,,but NEVER forgot it.. which IS great. he is a millionaire now,but dead laid back..and top of the tree with himself and his wife.
the other brother is a terrible snob that owns hotels.we never even got an invite to his wedding ! i wont mention what they own…but we aint talking travel lodge ! They deemed both jack and I as too working class to attend the wedding that Princess fooking Dianas mother,,the shand one..went to .. well that was okay as i had NO reason to cow tow to psuedo royalty anyway…I would have only ranted :)
p.s i rant in real life too !
oh hell yeah !¬!!!! i beleive that no problem !!
eek ya tried “ritalin” in his water..:) I do know that parakeets CAN be hyper as fook,,
especially African greys ! there used to be a place in Errol..(near me) that hand brad all the parrots etc,,so ya walked in and they would speak to ya and take nuts etc..my kids grew up going there every sunday !my man was a gentle giant..big rough mechanic but tender as hell with babies,,both birdlike and his own. we hand reared baby lovebirds too..ya dont know me shaz,,but they talked in MY voice..one day i will tell ye, Jack used to get ever so annoyed as i taught them as i was in with them most days,as i worked maybe 6 month of the year on various contracts. i had the sexiest love birds shouting ” pretty boy” in a dundee accent LOL..its more like pretttty,,bhoyyyy..dead hoarse like !
och aye..and the time we went to blackpool …with 6 babies that learned how to fly that very week! a caravan full of syringes for feeding…and back every 2 hours..!! we got an official complaint for ” strange objects on the caravan pelmet curtains! …we denied it of of course…/hiss
I was expecting Graeme linehan to come into the scenario any minute,,he was the father ted main writer,,
we were drunk and he was linking into me..to keep him upright ! and it must have looked bad,,the hoory blonde and harpo the preist ! and smarmy alex the Modern studies teacher back in the party of teachers.artists and philosphers ! Had this discussion with Esmeralda recently ,how THEY love their own voice,,and they chucked oot the wrong 2 some !
ya forget eugenes a Priest..as he NEVER lectures ! not like the damm proddies :) like me !
nah but cheeky,,the original grey/cinnamon was a single virgin !! they were unfertilised eggs ! I grew up with Budgies etc,,so im used ti the routine of fresh water..they have came alert and poised as they know im talking about them!
as a bairn i had a budgie with supreme vocabulary..Joey,,i Used to play with it as in drag it along in little toy trains etc and it used to sleep in bed with me ! under the covers !
his main sentence was ” joeys a fvcking pest” did in a sublime Glasgow accent of my faither !
and ” oh joey shut up for goads sake” did in a flat vowelled Dundee accent of my mammy !
i remember he flew away and i was taken to a neighbourhod(ish) place where he was found,,in a tansad :) we knew it was him right away,,he was dishevelled and skinny but peeked out the makeshift box and uttered the immortal words….” joeys a fvcking pest” :)
oh happy,,yet simple childhood memories :)
i wandered in one day and got accused of being someone else..then got into serious music with pats and matty ! so i hung around and annoyed every fooker !
and did I seek applause !!
heck no !
pfft
oh since he came out his death throes and coma,,he is winding her right up as he heard her discussing the money with the young bloke ,son of pollard…he knows she is taking him for a ride,,(pardon the pun) and is doing his best to spoil her fun,,as it looks like he will live for years yet..
priest !! damm im vowel dyslexic,despite my sheer brilliance !
that WAS true about the priest BTW,,he is a dead ringer for Harpo :)
@sharongooner wrote:
Happy talking talking happy talk, talk about things you like to dooooooooooo
gad dammit woman i was in an R.E M mode there !!!!
