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erra a tamarraw on yir barra clara :) fook i canny see passed Stanley Baxter (heheh)
its a wee cracker hen :) worth saving,as is victor and jack.
“oh navid,naveed kiss me”
god dammit. bless Scottish Comedy !
actually i did tonight john..as my pal sarah had it on her phone ..and i watched it LOL
mind you i often have the same look when some fvcker forgets its THEIR roond :)
belter eh?
@anita Gofradump wrote:
Damn who could possibly be a more convincing tranny than me :shock:
move over shorterse !
yet,,skip forwards a mere 10 years…in the fountain on the Paisley Road in Glasgow..Punnk rock era..and we met 2 fellas that promised to take us ” dancing” ..
so on the Sat night Laura and I got all revved up and they took us to an Orange Lodge,,i told a joke that near got me killed.time for a sharp exit.as we ran off towards the general area of Sheilds Road and into the town..my joke….
a woman was doing her spring cleaning and really gutted out.her husband comes home and moans about the missing ” picture” .. ” ohh that auld thing” she says…its in tne bin..
“ya mean ya threw out my picture o William o Orange” says he
” william of orange ! for years i thought it was Roy Rogers n trigger” says the wife
ooh dear BAD mistake ! was like a lead balloon !
I can always remember as a wee girl..during the xmas party season,being taken by my mum on a bus.then walking a distance.Once there id be off with the School shoes and into wee glittery “party” shoes. Standing there in my finest.and the presents given from Santa of the Masonic persuasion were always GREAT ! While other parties gave all the females a fish shaped Bubble bath,the lodge gave mousetrap n cluedo :)
as a curious 10 year old i asked what a “mason” was and was told ” its a man that fixes yer roof” !! Its funny the childhood memories that this provokes.My father had NO time for “organised shenanigans” so refused point blank to take me. so therefore my Mother and I on a long trip ( in memory) to Dura Street in dundee.
the funny thing is,,i still see fellow party goers even now,,and most of them are in C.I D :)
sure comes in handy at times..( coughs) .
oh i got it flower,,thats the thing :) I say things here and folks look at me all peculiar like. My kids have it too,but i often get asked ” are you Irish” with the combination of East and West Scots.
im miffed at moment,as i go to the Royal Marsden 3 times a year,and its on fire and its the greatest Hospital ever !
im more into Tic Tacs masel !
and for smekit ask yer mammy and pats ask yer Man :) im from the East Coast but grew up with a Glasweigan Daddy,so often break into the west coast vernacular :)
eeeek sharon…thats too much info…yeah the box my new phone came in has all these wee wire and dvd type thingys..Will get Jordan to set me up tomorrow as he often has a lead hanging out when he goes to limewire ??
i can manage to download movies and even get on skype style radio stations!! so surely i can do this !
dont ask me now cos im half smekit ! (hic)
