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  • #286983

    spit !! IM A SWALLOWER…

    now read yer pms sexy pants xx ;)

    #286981

    cheers Sharon..its more the phase of terminolgy im despising,, REAL men that LOVE women DONT need this..obviously the poor suckers wife left him for a better man and he has been left with a bad taste NOT from eating “gusset goo” or ” trout tunnels” but from tasting second hand old gism !

    i MAY employ his as an envelope licker for my tirades to ” spare rib” :)

    oh here he comes,,looking up big words as he thinks aloud with tonge lolling..

    SAD manny..

    #286979

    @~Pebbles~ wrote:

    @ubermik wrote:

    Ole MCanno’s had three bairns
    Where’o did one then go?
    With a look look here
    and a look look there
    here a look there a look
    everywhere a look look
    Ole Mcannos had three bairns
    Deary dear oh no

    :lol:

    Pathetic. Finding the subject of a missing (and now presumed dead) child amusing, you really are a very weird man

    Im REALLY Finding all this urine taking really hard..NO i have NEVER lost a child,,but its the constant derogatory terminology towards Women.does this man EVER shut up..in his quest for HATRED,, ?
    i cant beleive he gets away with it,,we can ALL waffle Sociology;;heck i even failed an important Exam in Uni over MY principles..I COULD have back pedalled and agreed, but my heart would NOT me.
    it CANT just be me thats bored witless by this so -called “jokers” responses.!

    /awaits the smart erse essay response,,quoting and (sub) quoting second rate sociology textbooks.

    i make it easy for ya…

    Haralambus,,Gleitman and Giddens..take yer pick !

    #286910

    The Daily Poetry Movement
    author: Migratory Bird
    This poem is based upon a true story when men were practicing gendercide against women who dared to be independent or ask for equal rights. The poem is written by Margaret Atwood, who is, of course a professor. Margaret has a great deal of herstorical poems and scientific ones as well. Please, if you don’t know about the Salem Witch Trials told from a feminine perspective do learn them. Women were committing suicide by the thousands in Europe to escape terrible “witch hunts.” But some strong women never die! Resist! Refuse!
    HALF-HANGED MARY

    (“Half-hanged Mary” was Mary Webster, who was accused of witchcraft in the 1680’s in a Puritan town in Massachusetts and hanged from a tree – where, according to one of the several surviving accounts, she was left all night. It is known that when she was cut down she was still alive, since she lived for another fourteen years.)


    7pm

    Rumour was loose in the air
    hunting for some neck to land on.
    I was milking the cow,
    the barn door open to the sunset.

    I didn’t feel the aimed word hit
    and go in like a soft bullet.
    I didn’t feel the smashed flesh
    closing over it like water
    over a thrown stone.

    I was hanged for living alone
    for having blue eyes and a sunburned skin,
    tattered skirts, few buttons,
    a weedy farm in my own name,
    and a surefire cure for warts;

    Oh yes, and breasts,
    and a sweet pear hidden in my body.
    Whenever there’s talk of demons
    these come in handy.


    8pm

    The rope was an improvisation.
    With time they’d have thought of axes.

    Up I go like a windfall in reverse,
    a blackend apple stuck back onto the tree.

    Trussed hands, rag in my mouth,
    a flag raised to salute the moon,

    old bone-faced goddess, old original,
    who once took blood in return for food.

    The men of the town stalk homeward,
    excited by their show of hate,

    their own evil turned inside out like a glove,
    and me wearing it.


    9pm

    The bonnets come to stare,
    the dark skirts also,
    the upturned faces in between,
    mouths closed so tight they’re lipless.
    I can see down into their eyeholes
    and nostrils. I can see their fear.

    You were my friend, you too.
    I cured your baby, Mrs.,
    and flushed yours out of you,
    Non-wife, to save your life.

    Help me down? You don’t dare.
    I might rub off on you,
    like soot or gossip. Birds
    of a feather burn together,
    though as a rule ravens are singular.

    In a gathering like this one
    the safe place is the background,
    pretending you can’t dance,
    the safe stance pointing a finger.

    I understand. You can’t spare
    anything, a hand, a piece of bread, a shawl
    against the cold,
    a good word. Lord
    knows there isn’t much
    to go around. You need it all.


    10pm

    Well God, now that I’m up here
    with maybe some time to kill
    away from the daily
    fingerwork, legwork, work
    at the hen level,
    we can continue our quarrel,
    the one about free will.

    Is it my choice that I’m dangling
    like a turkey’s wattles from his
    more then indifferent tree?
    If Nature is Your alphabet,
    what letter is this rope?

    Does my twisting body spell out Grace?
    I hurt, therefore I am.
    Faith, Charity, and Hope
    are three dead angels
    falling like meteors or
    burning owls across
    the profound blank sky of Your face.


    12 midnight

    My throat is taut against the rope
    choking off words and air;
    I’m reduced to knotted muscle.
    Blood bulges in my skull,
    my clenched teeth hold it in;
    I bite down on despair

    Death sits on my shoulder like a crow
    waiting for my squeezed beet
    of a heart to burst
    so he can eat my eyes

    or like a judge
    muttering about sluts and punishment
    and licking his lips

    or like a dark angel
    insidious in his glossy feathers
    whispering to me to be easy
    on myself. To breathe out finally.
    Trust me, he says, caressing
    me. Why suffer?

    A temptation, to sink down
    into these definitions.
    To become a martyr in reverse,
    or food, or trash.

    To give up my own words for myself,
    my own refusals.
    To give up knowing.
    To give up pain.
    To let go.


    2am

    Out of my mouth is comming, at some
    distance from me, a thin gnawing sound
    which you could confuse with prayer except that
    praying is not constrained.

    Or is it, Lord?
    Maybe it’s more like being strangled
    than I once though. Maybe it’s
    a gasp for air, prayer.
    Did those men at Pentecost
    want flames to shoot out of their heads?
    Did they ask to be tossed
    on the ground, gabbling like holy poultry,
    eyeballs bulging?

    As mine are, as mine are.
    There is only one prayer; it is not
    the knees in the clean nightgown
    on the hooked rug
    I want this, I want that.
    Oh far beyond.
    Call it Please. Call it Mercy.
    Call it Not yet, not yet,
    as Heaven threatens to explode
    inwards in fire and shredded flesh, and the angels caw.


    3am

    wind seethes in the leaves around
    me the tree exude night
    birds night birds yell inside
    my ears like stabbed hearts my heart
    stutters in my fluttering cloth
    body I dangle with strength
    going out of me the wind seethes
    in my body tattering
    the words I clench
    my fists hold No
    talisman or silver disc my lungs
    flail as if drowning I call
    on you as witness I did
    no crime I was born I have borne I
    bear I will be born this is
    a crime I will not
    acknowledge leaves and wind
    hold onto me
    I will not give in


    6am

    Sun comes up, huge and blaring,
    no longer a simile for God.
    Wrong address. I’ve been out there.

    Time is relative, let me tell you
    I have lived a millennium.

    I would like to say my hair turned white
    overnight, but it didn’t.
    Instead it was my heart:
    bleached out like meat in water.

    Also, I’m about three inches taller.
    This is what happens when you drift in space
    listening to the gospel
    of the red-hot stars.
    Pinpoints of infinity riddle my brain,
    a revelation of deafness.

    At the end of my rope
    I testify to silence.
    Don’t say I’m not grateful.

    Most will have only one death.
    I will have two.


    8am

    When they came to harvest my corpse
    (open your mouth, close your eyes)
    cut my body from the rope,

    surprise, surprise:
    I was still alive.

    Tough luck, folks,
    I know the law:
    you can’t execute me twice
    for the same thing. How nice.

    I fell to the clover, breathed it in,
    and bared my teeth at them
    in a filthy grin.
    You can imagine how that went over.

    Now I only need to look
    out at them through my sky-blue eyes.
    They see their own ill will
    staring then in the forehead
    and turn tail

    Before, I was not a witch.
    But now I am one.


    Later

    My body of skin waxes and wanes
    around my true body,
    a tender nimbus.
    I skitter over the paths and fields
    mumbling to myself like crazy,
    mouth full of juicy adjectives
    and purple berries.
    The townsfolk dive headfirst into the bushes
    to get out of my way.

    My first death orbits my head,
    an ambiguous nimbus,
    medallion of my ordeal.
    No one crosses that circle.

    Having been hanged for something
    I never said,
    I can now say anything I can say.

    Holiness gleams on my dirty fingers,
    I eat flowers and dung,
    two forms of the same thing, I eat mice
    and give thanks, blasphemies
    gleam and burst in my wake
    like lovely bubbles.
    I speak in tongues,
    my audience is owls.

    My audience is God,
    because who the hell else could understand me?
    Who else has been dead twice?

    The words boil out of me,
    coil after coil of sinuous possibility.
    The cosmos unravels from my mouth,
    all fullness, all vacancy.

    ~Margaret Atwood~

    #286909

    thats the nature of a “right” petal, some of your posts have totally lacked any form of cohesion, grasp of the gramatical technicalities of english not even the faintest glimmer of logic, but that also doesnt remove your “right” to post even more eroneous illogical dross does it? Or do you think your in someway “special” in a different way to the one that gets you a carer to wipe your drool and tie your laces for you?

    and SURELY its “petals” right to abuse YOUR “gramatical” ( sic) errors,,after lecturing them…luv ?

    #286908

    @sharongooner wrote:

    Frankly Uber you have gone even lower in my estimations by trying to justify what you posted yesterday.

    And even lower than that by criticising another member who dared to criticise you!

    There was no justification for what you posted yesterday and I for one wont be reading anymore of your replies nor entertaining your warped mind with any replies.

    I expected you to apologise for what you did, or at least carry on without trying to make light and fun out of it, not turn it on its head like its somebody elses problem for not understanding it.

    Kick this guy off.

    YEP !

    #286906

    @~Pebbles~ wrote:

    Uber you lost your right to criticise anyones comments on here after your disgusting comments yesterday

    actually I agree here.. the remotest vestige of credibility went flying out the window. quicker than one can say ” tapas bar” . and even quicker than ” bat is a tedious kunt” ..

    #165005

    lonliness. ..

    #287321

    get well soon kissiee..and remember your stockings !! L x

    #287344

    hey a special ditty..I got thousands o the boogers rattling about my brain :)

    /sits like Pam Ayres in the corner..

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