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@abitofmary_j wrote:
@pats wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
me and mary will take over,,we both didnt realise were both 5 foot 3,,oh lanky one :) …mind you i need some kuint hitting me in the face as only sunny does !
lmaoooooooooooooooo. :lol:
OI IM 5FT 3 and a wee bitty lol and not a bitty like Little brittain either another sumone puts it lol
ISA :) ya see the last still gemme other nicht ?
@pats wrote:
fook me i’m surrounded by dwarfs! :shock:
/follow the yellow brick road
menacingly glowers..!
im NOT a happy mammy..NOT really,,my wee lass can do better !
in fact im annoyed !
@abitofmary_j wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
fook im in hiding from slayer,,so excuse the pink leotard and the dolly parton wig !!
FOUND YA SMELT YA VODDIE BREATHE lol
well and truly found oot ! i was shopping today and i took the wee man.came home and stacey was all agitated ! so from my shopping a wee bottle o voddie appeared,,actaually im fibbing,,i knew she wasnt herself so i bought it..
shyte and here was me inhaling when mary called and sucking on poor murray mint !
/pah!me and mary will take over,,we both didnt realise were both 5 foot 3,,oh lanky one :) …mind you i need some kuint hitting me in the face as only sunny does !
fook im in hiding from slayer,,so excuse the pink leotard and the dolly parton wig !!
oops sorry slayer,,i once got a red letter back that said i had cancerous cells,,took half me cervix away and now when i get routine 6 month smears my wee cervix tilts ! so i make sure pals and daughter go get them..as it CAn save their lifes !
sorry as this is damm serious..younger lassies are scared,,please DONT be !
i mind (remember) the day my doctor fitted me in when Nurse was on her break,,i warned him in a moody she would use the biggest thing to dilate me,,and i came out jokingly .walking like john wayne..pointed at my wee foof making ” sore face” forgetting i was in a waiting room full of folks and the miners helmet joke did NOT go down weel !
eek..
sashay my erse..ya staggered..
/hands on ample hips..
now THIS is sashaying…..falls at micrphone
@abitofmary_j wrote:
@pats wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
never seen her erse mary,,invited pats up for a day in the horsehoe..and she it too faird :)
her vest got me aff as i imagined her as bruce willis in Armageddon !
/easily horny.dundee !
u fookin blind rubes lol me ar/se is on me avator. :roll:
well when I spoke to her 2nite she didnae has a tipple in here… but that was well over an hr ago lol Rubster u on the sherry me dearie lol
lmfao Bruce Willis lol soz PATS lmfao
ffs thats cos i took the wee man out today,,and i had nothing to drink,,after you droning on about ” loving me” etc i reached for the voddie,,im not allowed whisky now,,but i confess to having a small *cough* voddie !
p.s i love you too :)
@sunny wrote:
@pats wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
oh how butch..im in a primrose and jade flowing top…
/wanks !
butch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!how very dare uuuuuuuuuu. :lol: :lol:
Butch pmsfl lol :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Ya wanna hear her speak ruby lol NOW thats butch lol
suppose mary can say the same about me sunny,,i was all husky when she called me ,pretending to be the avon woman :) least we understood each other when we cybered..
and hey wee yin.if pats comes to me and marys henny ( girly night) your coming too !
