[rubyred]

alright me wee lovely,,just back from the fatherland..! bloody laugh,a weekend of posh meals,fine whiskeys and romanians !!! ffs we met more romanians than the glesca banter ! even did a runner from a meal we waiter an hour on..i ordered vegetarian lasagne,,and it was findus with a salad of olives ! pure pish man! 9 quid for a findys lasagne=no way!
ended up at a nightclub talking to a fella..i really did NOT realise he was 75 !! eek,,stacey being giving me abuse since..went to anpther club with a load o spanish fellas and ended up in a sambucca fest with Romanians ! But they were damm funny and we talkd hostel and politics :)
Got my wee man a Scotland football strip :)

the Fatherland is lovely..we seen many Rennie Mcintosh influences as we walked along Sauchiall St to out hotel..The architectyre is Quite brilliant in that area,,art deco ! got drunk as a skink and we were gonna stay another night..and I was the highlight in the horeshoe bar with a rendition of ” old devil called love” and macy grays ” i try” were going back next weekend..but canny go to that hotel as we left it all tidy but fume filled with smoke and fags and a fish supper :)
ya need to come hame lassie xx

[rubyred]

A hungry feeling
Came o’er me stealing
And the mice were squealing
In my prison cell
And that auld triangle went jingle-jangle
All along the banks of the Royal Canal

Oh! To start the morning
The warden bawling
“Get up out of bed, you! And clean out your cell!”
And that auld triangle went jingle-jangle
All along the banks of the Royal Canal

Oh! the screw was peeping
And the (lag|loike) was sleeping
As he lay weeping
For his girl Sal
And that auld triangle went jingle-jangle
All along the banks of the Royal Canal

On a fine Spring evening
The (lag|loike) lay dreaming
And the sea-gulls were wheeling
High above the wall
And that auld triangle went jingle-jangle
All along the banks of the Royal Canal

Oh! the wind was sighing
And the day was dying
As the (lag|loike) lay crying
In his prison cell
And that auld triangle went jingle-bloody-jangle
All along the banks of the Royal Canal

In the women’s prison
There are seventy women
And I wish it was with them
That I did dwell
Then that auld triangle could go jingle-jangle
All along the banks of the Royal Canal

xx fae a wee scottish lassie (proddie) sympathiser xx

[rubyred]

THATS cos u two above have dirty minds :) i Knew fine of them being a child band..2 wee blonde lassies that are made to strum songs of sheer white supremacy..

i was kinda scared to watch it..i thought id better NOT,,but like most demanding documentaries im GLAD i did !

the mothers a loony and she embarrasses them..she comes from THAT much Hatred,of a racialist father who says black man raped his farm animals etc !

looking at him he appeared to be more miffed the Token black male got in there first !

they move about the USA as everyone detests the mummy..those poor wee white gals..
and the tiny wee sister called ..wait fot it…”dresden” !! who learns phonetic alphabet A is for Aryan…etc..

Lock that cow up! and give her kids to folks that care !

sheest me and the kids and grandkids are aryan blondes ! I prefer to celebrate my Swedish roots than to declare my reich kinder ones !

seig heil …(chuckles)

[rubyred]

ya see sharon …I wouldnt..id be louder than her..soon as she started id put my vocal chords into a higher Octave..Id probably be liked with women of a certain age,,id certainly NOT let her bully me !

now i need to go to bed as i have an early start,,nanite flower xx

[rubyred]

she is an antisocial git..its laughable to listen to her go on abut her “celeb” lifestyle..but amusing..I called her “monkey girl” before and was accused of being n out and out racist..
pats and I discussed her and we got offence taken..but ffs IF i was in the house and the way she constantly chews her knuckles.Poses in the mirror simbially.and grunts when she laughs id be calling her “monkey” to her face !

and before im accused again,,hey SOME mornings i look like Mickey the monkey ! Complete with the red erse of an orang utan ;)

[rubyred]

nah,,charleys out next week..there was talk of it being a “fix” etc..but even Davina the Gurner admutted tonight she called the voting public “idiots”..

I cant STAND chanelle either..she bores me ! yet i see her wicked glint of Game playing …
im torn IF its charley n channele up next week,i dont really know which one i detest the most.

actualy i do,,i hate channelle more !

[rubyred]

NO WAY !! :)

im off to Glasgow tomorrow for a weekender with me daughter.shall see if theres any knickers on in the Lewis’s sale ! We got a luxury hotel on the el cheapo..

If i come back talking in a weegie accent,then bliss hehe.. I bet theres many mosqyes down Possilpark way! im no taking my shoes off for ANY Tam,ibrahim,or ravinder !

[rubyred]

hey i remember you..and i used to chat to yer mammy too.Tell her i send my love x

[rubyred]

@sharongooner wrote:

@lil fek wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

chicken a doodle doooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao :wink:

Made me lmao too… anyway WB Shaz me old chicken sparra…. wanna hear a chicken and bull story?

Now don’t go off at half chicken, but I’m going to have some chicken a leekie soup after I have mixed some chicken tails, hope I dont make a chicken up of them and get chicken eyed. I know I shouldn’t be making them in the chicken pit of the plane but the passenger area is full of chicken roaches.

p.s New fav nursery rhyme Ride a chicken Horse lol

Opps sorry I must get back on topic…do the people of Newham speak with a chickeney accent?

missed you loads, and I think Ive fallen in love with you 8)

is it now i BUY my new hat :)

[rubyred]

its NOT my work Shazz..its a female from the BB forums . (suzi q)who gets it damm right every week.and i so adore her witterings.

I think she got nicky down to a tee there..

but i cant claim its mine.although i feel the same :)

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