Why thank you ugo :) I shall give it my considertion for next year.Id be a damm sight more militant than carole and id probably click with Tracey,and tell her filthy jokes.The young ones would think i was cool,as i swooshed about on my roller blades,knocking up a damm fine curry. Id advise them on life stories,and id certainly have put charley in her place by now.And Shamed her into the diary room for another self pitying ,put on weep for the cameras.The whole of the country would be cheering me on ! In fact the whole country would “want me ! “
then again….folks would see me first thing in the morning.they would see me limp until my legs started working again :) Id need to wear a full swimming cossie with the wee frilly skirt bit :) Id be farting my way into big bro history.picking my hard skin and whinging about my arthiritis ,,
But be damm funny trying though hehe.and id get a recording contract out of it !