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/phew thats ok then..i had visions of the wee coont being an embalmer !
why DOA ?? did he fall out your frilly knickers this morning like ?
sounds like you both had jolly nights out,,and suns i have been in a lap dancing club too..spent the entire time worrying about the girls.they were ages with my daughter.
I had a quiet one..as i was babysitting.all day /night.wee bugger dont go to bed till i do,so its 1am and im sitting up in bed spoonfeeding him strawberry mousse.
just back from his parents house actually..i thought id better remind him he existed..I was knackered and it was the soft boiled egg rubbed into his legs that was the decider! I like looking after him as he is a wee laugh..only fecker that laughs at MY jokes anyway..But i may step out this afternoon for a couple o drinks.as i feel i deserve it.!I think lesley and carole are forming a great bond actually..almost akin to a double act :) should be fun to see how far they take it..think they will give the young uns a run for their student grants.
p.s pats loved the line in the link..bad habits are..biting the hair on her fingers..says it bloody all !
Ditto pats..I didnt even think of her colour when i said it..she is nauseatingly vain.keeps going on about her celebrity friends,and how she is a size 6..In fact If she was chocolate she would eat herself ! and the punchline is..for once soooo conceited she DOES look like a orang utan !
heck, some mornings .after a night on the razz..with my hair like a wild woman of wonga..I compare myself to Gus the Gorilla ! But i dont go out and pretend im anything else than a double for a baboons erse !
** apologies to any passing women from Wonga..
@Mrs Clean wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
aye i assumed lesley was an old dyke at first..she seemed frantic for men !!! durty beatch !! and her aloofness towards them..Its ONLY a gameshow :)
my first lezza kiss nomination with be..( erm) charley the monkey lass and the half indian girl nicky..Chanelle will be that jealous she will grab the first baby spice look a like ( emily) and attempt a snog..!
What does that mean exactly?
it means she looks like a monkey.
and for every good posh spice theres a david beckham lookalike :) Now the men are coming in..im wondering if the males selected are ideal partners for the wimmin kinda thing..the yin to the yang..oh i dread a pair of hyperactive,pink loving male twins now !
and who on earth would be good enough for Emily..! a Mirror maybe ?oh dear…first for nominated OUT IS the Victoria Beckamn wannabee..she has no opinion at all and even tries to be from the same mind set as ugly spice.
goodness sake get HER out !
thank you !
ffs YOU ! can ya keep your addictive games to yaself ?
I went for a nosey and ended up grinding my teeth on the iron curtain level !
