sarah_1

Greed

Wish the pins & needles that I’ve had in my leg for the last 2 hours would go away. :(

Hmmm pressie for maybe eh ?

Tis a buggar when you don’t know who you are choosing apressie for. :-k

Furry dice & a nice bottle of wine. :lol:

Next …… Toybulldog

@kent f OBE wrote:

omg@fellatio :oops:

* offers kenty the smelling salts* :lol:

Bar

@Melody wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

pmsl… i thought there was an “o” in melody (tries to act all dumb :lol: )

i giggled at that too….

hang on…. does that imply that pete thinks am a bit of an a*r*s*ehole lol

Perish the thought :lol:

Wonders who’s been giving Pete brave pills? :shock: :lol:

Most irritating advert at the mo – why …. because it’s done to death & I’m sick of it now. :roll:

Fav ad from yesteryear … coz I am a kid at heart :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB2xYdjt7bE

@kent f OBE wrote:

@Pete wrote:

I’m the scientist (wheres the f*cking smug icon ffs) :lol:

and you cannot say “i’m not able to get it up on this computer” :shock:

and my mind is always in the gutter! :roll: :lol:

*saunters in picks kenty’s mind up out of the gutter & gives it back* :lol:

:shock:

Sends for the men in white coats to take kenty somewhere safe. :lol:

Voice box

@Melody wrote:

AM back now too……………

:shock: <<<< is what am having to do with my eyes to stay awake today :lol:

Nice to “see” you back. Hope you had a laugh in Magaluf. :)

Now Pete see what you started ! :lol:

@kent f OBE wrote:

omg when i was younger i was told weetabix makes ur boobs grow…i used to be petrified of weetabix lol :lol:

*Runs off with a bowl spoon & mega box of weetabix wondering if I’ve left it too late.* :lol:

The said stuff of previous posts on this thread is aledgedly full of amino acids too that is supposed makes your hair…[Read more]

@kent f OBE wrote:

an apology but they can stick it up their arse :lol:

Would that be sideways kenty? 8-[ :lol:

@WooHoo wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

Cleaning Poem

I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I’d been ‘wan kin’,
And I had to answer ‘yes.’

He said get off your big fat bum
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up….
And left my tiny mouse.

I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick…
I was just…

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Back from church. O:) Just about to go on a hot date with ………. the iron ! :lol:

Hey ho gotta be done I guess. :wink:

Amusement

@WooHoo wrote:

Realising that Couscous tastes as bad as it sounds!! :lol:

Yes.. Saturday Night, and I’m in, and on an Internet site talking about Couscous.. FFS.. I’ll shoot myself now!

Hands Woo the gun. :lol:

Seriously tis the way you prepare cous cous that makes it yummy.

Just had my Chicken tikka masala & was disappointed.
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Omg !!!! How to murder Whitney & MJ, the guy doing a Madonna song & ! :shock:

Good job there has been a couple of good auditions tonight so far.

@will wrote:

so much for missin me?

well i’ve just arived back… and am wishin i had never cum home.

already plannin me next jollies. 8)

Tuts @ Will :roll: ….. You had a note saying you were on your hols. :lol:

Have missed your daft ramblings actually so there. :P