sarah_1

helping old ladies to cross the road ……

Men!!!! :roll: :roll: :roll: :-

there was an almighty explosion & the killer clam was blasted into a million little pieces making ……

The aroma was positively foul so they decided it was time to be on their way – coughing & spluttering they …….

they all shared tea & crumpets with lashings of golden syrup on them before ………….

@Pete wrote:

@Reason wrote:

Just thought of a couple.

Foookin Dainty toffees,they were the size of house bricks and ya jaw was shouting”submit” by the time ya had almost finished em,another one was Gobtoppers,could do with a few of them on here :shock:

they NEVER made them that big :shock:

Pete !!!! :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol:

Love the siggy!!!!! :lol: :lol:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

George Michael.. :lol:

Caught in PUBLIC TOILETS with crack..

I thought he liked C.ock.. :roll:

What do george michael and Wellys have in common?

They both get sucked off in bogs!

Now that is a JOKE pebbles – you had me & my other head rolling with that one :lol: :lol:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@sarah_1 wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@sarah_1 wrote:

Main
Lazy Mediterranean Chicken Pilau

Does that mean you just take it out of the packet and warm it in the microwave?

Sorry …. slap my wrists for not asking permission to type! :roll:
Think my description was good enough actually but hey you want to spoil yet another fun…

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@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@sarah_1 wrote:

Main
Lazy Mediterranean Chicken Pilau

Does that mean you just take it out of the packet and warm it in the microwave?

Sorry …. slap my wrists for not asking permission to type! :roll:
Think my description was good enough actually but hey you want to spoil yet another fun thread with your bit/chin then you…[Read more]

Cogitate :lol:

Well have deliberated & cogitated – here’s my menu ….

To start
Deep fried camembert with redcurrant sauce served with salad garnish

Main
Lazy Mediterranean Chicken Pilau served with garlic bread & salad or green beans
(ace one dish dinner party meal) Mushrooms, sun dried tomatos, peppers, Basmati rice & chicken breasts cooked in…[Read more]

If you want a family holiday then you can’t go wrong in Weymouth – happy kids happy parents!! :lol:

The Highlands in Scotland if you want a peaceful get away holiday with plenty of stunning scenery good food & a few bevvies. :wink:

But my favorite hol was tourning the East coast of US during the autumn – stunning! :lol:

My list of to go’s is…[Read more]

@Sir Actor wrote:

@KneeHighBoots wrote:

I’d hire a school hall, c/w kitchens, invite everyone from JC, and make lots of Meat and Potatoe Pies with a huge tupperware box full of Red Cabbage (even though i can’t abide the stuff), and provide lots of beer and wine, and let you all get on with it

Afters? It has to be custard pies… just right for the…

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DISCONNECTED! (again) :roll:

Poorly :-… :(

He said she said ….. blah blah blah :lol:
And……. so the world of chat goes round! :roll:

Waves to Pete then wanders off to check the contents of the fridge :lol:

FUBAR :shock:

(Fooked Up Beyond All Recognition) ! :lol:

@Pete wrote:

catalytic bloody converter

Ohhhhhh dear – gone boobies up by chance ??? :lol:

My hard drive was FUBAR but ok now !!!! :evil:

By jove ……… he’s got it :lol: