sarah_1

Running round after the kids like the proverbial blue bummed fly. Coming home & cooking fish chips & mushy pea’s, sit down ravenous on the sofa to eat (having let kids sit @ table coz of current state of chaos in house due to decorator) . Reaching for the TV remote & watch my tea slide off tray on my lap on to the mega dusty laminate…[Read more]

Fekkintotallyincompetentfrigginfurnituresalesmenwantshootingwivabiggun! :twisted:

Why do cows have horns ?

@jen_jen wrote:

methinks so too…if it was that easy we’d have kept this thread moving! :wink: :lol:

* admits defeat on last word*

New word …….

Flash

Stuff em. :wink: :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGLxJRq-jIY

Hindsight in advance. :wink: :lol:

How long is this one gonna last? :roll: :wink:
(prize for the first correct answer to pm) :lol:

A text message. :lol:

Ooooh me thinks someone might be cheating. :shock: :lol: :wink:

disbelieve

Does a mess take seconds to make & ages to clear up? :? :lol:

(bliddy tradesmen) :evil:

Oh dear we’ve come to a crashing halt then? :lol:

Engine

Titivated. :)

(the magic) Dragon. :lol:

Waving the kids off with their father for the weekend. Peace. :)
(waits for 6pm so I can have a glass of wine).

Pastry

Birds

Being offered an interview for a job I recently applied for. :)

Granny