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pet hedgehog called Bert …..

pressie

@will wrote:

thinkin…

Sheesh is that what that wierd noise is? :lol: :wink:

Grimm

Susie looked at them over the top of her designer specs & said “A just where do you think you are going”. Nervously they piranheels looked at each other trying to think up something to say but Susie ………………..

@Pete wrote:

@James54 wrote:

do you know my x-ing was curtailed. I put 12 xs in and got back 4. Now think of an 12 letter word that makes you smile real big.

haemorrhoids

Though some will say they’re a pain in the ar/se :lol:

tinned prunes :lol:

@kent f OBE wrote:

oi Sarah it wasn’t funny….there I was wrapping the pressies when I came across the tags! can you imagine the language that left my normally serene gob :lol:
then in the shop yesterday the shop assistant was trying to make small talk with me…when I glared at him he said, sorry I can see your angry I don’t know what to say…

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Pmsl classic :lol: :lol:

I sure hope they gave em the holiday for the laughs that got. :wink:

Catching up on the boards after a couple of days away.

Teddy

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@kent f OBE wrote:

effing Fred Perry shop in Bluewater for leaving the tag on my brothers pressie!!! So I had to brave the snow and traffic last night to go there just to get an effing tag taken off!!! :twisted: :twisted:

Oh dear. :roll: :lol: :wink:

deal with the police & clean up the mess. Some time later …..

Neither Mr or Mrs Kent were too pleased with the mess that the piranhaeel had caused. There was white powder everywhere not to mention Bertie Basset who was sat in the corner rubbing his head having been expelled at great speed from the safety of his box …… :lol:

assend

sat in the corner enjoying a sherbert dip dab when suddenly …….

Lap

Paddy was there, he was confused because when he asked who he’d take as a date someone said “take your pick Paddy” Hence why he was resting on a pick axe handle.

Somewhat spoiled the party …………

(and yes we are Sus) :lol: