[sarah_1]

@pete wrote:

Mssrs Haddaway and Shite solicitors would be happy to represent you in any damages claim

Thought they might be somehow. :wink: :lol:

[sarah_1]

Hmmmm don’t talk to me about the sodding HIPS pack…… stupid bit of paper that basically tell you how eco friendly & eco efficient your house is.

Yes i know because I have just moved & yes the house might well be eco friendly & all that tosh but unless you have the all singing all dancing survey that costs thousands the chances are you’ll get shafted like me coz the vendor was a lying toad.

I’ve never bought a house alone til now & sad but true fact – It’s the biggest purchase most of us will ever make but, our decision to buy is based on a couple of 10 minute visits.
Should I ever move again, rest assured I will be asking loads more questions like …. have you ever had a water leak in the bathroom !!!! :evil: Guess who needs a new bathroom floor. :roll: :lol:

Did Bodgit & Scarper install the plumbing in the kitchen?

Think you might get the drift now. Yes I am insured & it will get sorted but the mess fgs. :evil: It’s a minefield buying & selling property but buyer beware really.

[sarah_1]

Make mine a large glass please. :wink:

[sarah_1]

Guide

[sarah_1]

Pmsl ….. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Nice one tictax.

[sarah_1]

Roaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :lol:

[sarah_1]

Ok this story is as true as I am typing this.

Picture the scene …. I ‘m in a corridor on a payphone to then hubby in the local maternity unit having just had my son the night before. I very sheepishly whispered down the phone for him to bring more supplies of ST’s. He couldn’t hear me so trying to save myself anymore embarresment, I asked him to bring some wotsits from the right hand cupboard in the bedroom when he came to visit later that day.

When he arrived I asked for my supplies as the midwives took a dim veiw of those new mums that didn’t come prepared. In the bag he says ……. after searching the bag & all the pockets to no avail I started to get stressy until I discovered wait for it …………

a six pack of feckin cheesy wotsits …. a lot of good they’d be!!!!! :lol: His defence was he thought I had lost it when I said they were in the right hand side of the cupboard in the bedroom. :roll: :lol: :lol:

Derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr no common sense. Still at least I can laugh now.

[sarah_1]

@susieq wrote:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I NEVER said that woohoo :roll:

read it again ( useless and thick springs to mind :lol: :lol: )

But he has a point Susie …. let’s let him run with this thread eh :lol: :wink:

[sarah_1]

@susieq wrote:

@woohoo wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

i like the donkey gazlan…..much easier on the eye and he always makes me laugh :lol:

F u c K Gaz, think she’s after dating your Donkey! :lol:

every woman has been with an a s s at some point in their lifetime :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hmmm sadly I have to agree with you Susie. Divorced 2 of em ! :lol: :wink:

[sarah_1]

@woohoo wrote:

@sarah_1 wrote:

What an exciting life i lead. :lol:

That’s what my neighbour said.. Two seconds before walking out in front of a Bus! :?

Cheers Woo :shock: lil ray of sunshine ain’t ya ! :lol:

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