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@pats wrote:

you/ve put weight on……………. :-

Innit :lol:

Actually, I’ve lost weight believe it or not.. should have seen me a few weeks back PATS girl :shock:

Uber tubby so I was!!

:?

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@*Sian wrote:

*Twoots*

I want words with you too Mr [-X

Yikes!!

Who have.. ahem.. :roll: … What have I done now?

8-[

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@~Pebbles~ wrote:

Sgt Pepper

Joined: 01 Oct 2005
Posts: 999

not quite :wink: :lol:

:shock:

:?

Feck sake! Who stole a post??

It was 1,000 this morning I promise 8-[

… though, granted, I was a tad wankered :oops:

But it was I tell you! It was!!!

Don’t mattter, coz it is now anyway.. ner ner :P
.. for the time being!

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@esmeralda wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@esmeralda wrote:

Pepper, old bean, one cannot help but notice your fondness for regularly inserting the word ‘Gig’ into sentences, with wild abandon and unbridled glee.
For the benefit of your good self, I thought I’d better whisper in your pink and shell-like – lest you make an erroneous insertion when addressing a BNP rally say – that the word GIG stands (quite apart from the practice of spearing frogs, or a two wheeled sprung carriage) for a Geneva based group called the Gay International Group.
Now, it may be that you are in full possession of the above facts, and continue on with the ‘gig’ as a means of promoting greater understanding amongst the Swiss non-bendy-boy community, or indeed harbour a secret longing to lob a large pointy instrument at a frog – in which case I apologise for my impertinent interference.

Yours sincerely, The Royal Battalion Of Scots Guards,
featuring Dame Kiri Tekanawa on the pipes.

You really are a fruit Esme :lol: :lol:

Okay Shazza, you’ve blown my cover. In real life, I’m a pineapple…all prickly on the outside, whilst inside…

…I’m cut into slices and made to rub me bits all over a succession of gammon steaks. It’s hell I tell you…sheer hell…what with being vegetarian and allergic to being sat on a plate with nowt more to cover me embarrassment than a dollop of smash and a spoonful of minted peas.

Esme x.. my ever so aromatic duckling x

Delicious to hear of your research into the whole GIG .. umm ..gig… and ty!!!
Most who know me know (as ‘t’were) my fondness towards Bumerology.
Let’s face it.
All (most) kinds of Gayness , remind me of me.
I love all Poofology… the humour, the music, the fashion (OMG the fashion).. but I must draw the line at the actual .. y’know.. Act =;

Too much bum can kill you…
Innit
:roll:

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@abitofmary_j wrote:

wb Sgt xxx so where ya been..?? i demand to know plz..!!

Oh I’ve been here and there MJ xx

I should be easy enough to spot in Who’s WHO? :lol:

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@johnboy25 wrote:

Just the man – have you done ‘Snow Storm’ on GTA IV? If so, how the hell do you do it?! :evil:

Not yet Chief.. but I am getting to the stage where the odd cheat or two may just speed up proceedings :oops: .. Has to be done eh? Kinda stuck on a coupla missions. Though in saying that I haven’t had any sustained gameplay for a week or two grr!
I’ve a few codes for Niko’s mobile if you fancy em? Though I’m sure an expert such as yourself won’t be needing lol!

Totally hooked on the bowling gig!
The darts are ok but way too easy!
Can’t hack the 8-Ball pool malarky though.. infuriating :twisted:
The lapdancing’s legend :lol:

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@pete wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHHnoaXoIY0&feature=related

in fact tell me if that dont put you off buying pasties from Greggs :lol:

That totally puts me off buying ANYTHING from ANYONE called Greg(g) :lol:

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@pete wrote:

Its Greggs where they sell very sexy pasties if their adverts are to be believed just puts me off to be honest :shock:

Ah I see, thanks! Being Irish I never really caught on to the whole pasties gig.. pure spudeater me :roll:

Though I did have a Great Grandfather from Devon apparently.. that’s kinda borderline pastie country innit? At the risk of sounding Cornish :P

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PS.. the least said about interfering with my lightsaber and my Skywalker / Jolie cut-outs the better! [-X

PPS.. who is Greg? :roll:

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@rubyred wrote:

ooh im sure pepper is still around. after the text i got off him last night,he seems Very well ;)

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