sharongooner

@toybulldog wrote:

I thought a thread called “Sex Toy” was some kind of proposal ?

(legs it sharpish)

:lol:

I hate it when your going through a trauma in your life and you actually have a night of lovely dreams and then awake to find that the trauma is still there, and you really want to go back to sleep to escape.

I love sleep, wish I could learn how to get more!

No Pete….. JC is a dream? Did I dream the world and really everybodies laughing at me?

Okay. Could the crime of rape be classified into differing degrees? I dont know… never been a victim of it and dont know anybody who has, so am only speaking from what I hear/read.

Is there a difference between the act of a down right perve in flasher mack pouncing on any random female in the street, say victim number one (he is not fussy about…[Read more]

@toybulldog wrote:

how strange Shazz

I had a dream the other night and you were in it, and saying ” Get the fook outta my dream ya Kunt ! “

oh dont…. Ive had those dreams about dreams about real life about dreams about real life…. I could be dreaming right now for all I know whilst typing this….

Funny thing is though…. well its not…[Read more]

@Pete wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@Pete wrote:

I have a woollen willy warmer but i wont wear it if i unravel it will you knit me a cardigan ?

i cant knit i’m lefthanded. :D

i’ll wear it back to front :wink:

pmsl :lol:

@PATS wrote:

@Pete wrote:

I have a woollen willy warmer but i wont wear it if i unravel it will you knit me a cardigan ?

i cant knit i’m lefthanded. :D

thats an attraction to a lot of men :wink:

last night I had a techy dream, Ive been doing loads of stuff to our PC’s for the last few days and I really needed to solve something (which I did tonight lol)

Dream: turn on pc and Ive a new icon on my screen… a little yellow folder titled

“itdidntcomefromme”…

opened it and it was from toybulldog and it was what I needed and it solved all…[Read more]

@Esmeralda wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

well I reckon you’ve got it all wrong Pete.

When Esme asked for a decent size rabbit, I dont think that is what she had in mind… :wink: :lol:

I asked Pete to give me something big, hairy and partial to going at it like a…well…um…rabbit.
Guess he delivered on most counts. :roll:

aah, well, I werent…[Read more]

well I reckon you’ve got it all wrong Pete.

When Esme asked for a decent size rabbit, I dont think that is what she had in mind… :wink: :lol:

I heard,

I saw… :lol:

@Pete wrote:

is that peggy mitchell?

dunno why the title of this thread reminds me of part of a song from my yoof….

There’s bats in the belfry
The windows are jammed
The toilets ain’t healthy
And he don’T give a damn
He just chuckles and smiles
And laughs like a madman
A born again Rachman
Here comes Sheriff Fatman

With his valium, amphetamines
His sick notes and his phoney…[Read more]

oh dear…. more translation nonsense… now when we type m i n g e r thats what get :twisted:

lol

@*Sian wrote:

Get a lid!

innit! who leaves things uncovered nowadays?

PB your a minger!

@Reason wrote:

@Obtuse wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

So this all leaves me none the wiser when some of the most intellingent users on here who’s opinions I listen to cant agree on who is right or wrong.

As the old saying goes… when did a war ever solve anything?

Its all mucking fuddled!

what a brain dead kunt you are

Yep!!!!!……thought so,he/she…

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we have very sensetive tummies down ere you know!

@Pete wrote:

And can ya get decent black pudding :?

*heaves* :shock:

My mum was 35 and my dad 37. They are very cool though.

Bring yer own gravy, mushy peas and bad teeth…. Ive seen Jeremy Kyle you know :wink: :lol:

wharra load of old tosh it is ffs.

@toybulldog wrote:

despite the perfect spelling I was vewy ….vewy drunk………..

koonts !

awwww

bless :lol: