sharongooner

god only knows, there’s a big row going on… ffs they will be ratar/sed by this evening when I wanna sit out there… the swines!
:twisted:
afternoon PP :lol:

Where is Brunel?

@toybulldog wrote:

@cath 55 wrote:

A Dog’s Life?
There once was a feisty young terrier,
Who liked to bite girls on the derrière.
He’d yip and he’d yap,
Then he’d leap up and snap;
And the fairer the derrière, the merrier.

Author Unknown

cath thats uncanny, it’s like being faced with the real inner me

dirty lil ass bighter… i hate little d…[Read more]

oh I must say I did clear my wardrobe out this morning and got all me little summer bits out ready and threw away some nackered stuff. I deserve a gold star, its been needing doing for ages.

Dave is now hiding from our nutty neighbour at the bottom of the garden, he’s ducking out the way lmao! Proper alchies they are, make me look like a light…[Read more]

Great program, my boss is slowly turning into Arkwright, he stutters like him all the time, and when he opens the counter to the public we have a norty blind that flicks up quite speedily and makes him jump :lol: I do have to laugh

I hate cleaning and I hate parting with my cash for any cleaning utensils, plus I like a good dose of bacteria, keeps your immune system on its toes innit :lol:

I do like things clean and tidy, but Im damned if Im gonna be cleaning when I could be sat here chatting, thats far more of a better use of time.

Tumble dryers gonna go ping in a mo,…[Read more]

I swear one day I will have a heart attack, bleeding thing! :twisted:

you replace your dishcloths? :shock: :lol:

My ovens got no light, that went ages ago, the bottom door falls off everytime I open the main door and its like Arkwrights till… frightens the cr*p out of me every flaming time!

But it cooks ok, so it can hang on a bit longer, bless it.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

But you have to be clever to know the poems and know what to look for, so I think it is very clever.

I wouldnt know where to start, so I just enjoy reading them on here. There’s the odd one or two that pop up and I know them, but the rest could be written yesterday for all I know, so to me its a sign of cleverness.

Then again I am thick though :wink:

I cant remember last time I could see through my oven door! :lol:

remembering Ive agreed to not one son, but both sons having mates round for sleepovers tonight…

they always ask me things when Ive had some wine, and I always say yeah… :oops:

where do you leave them once in the bags… in the bath?

@pikey wrote:

Nothing clever about posting other people’s poems, old girl.

oi, less of that ol’bean :lol: :wink:

Same as essy. I did clean it once years ago…. never again.

When it stops working completely then I’ll just buy a new one.

Lifes far to short to fit in cleaning ovens. 8)

goin for a fag…. you heard it?

Jimmy
Jimmy
Oh… JImmy Mac
When are ya coming back

I also remember saying out loud that he has the same name as me dad, so nuff respec

fancy fallin in love that quick Jim… Your an Icon man! 8) :wink: :lol:

@Pete wrote:

and 12 sharon then 15 bit of a gap to 21 may be ok till 24 yr and just when you thought she’d forgotten 30 yr :lol:

I couldnt do the maths all that lot would make me 145… and ive a glass of wine and a bit left….. you do the math… as those yank coooooonts would say through their shiny teeth

back in a mo.

Your dog asleep…[Read more]

@Pete wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@Pete wrote:

so he dont use the boards but people are wishing him happy birthday anyway :? In for a penny eh Happy Birthday Jimmy

Nowt wrong with being nice is there?

I remember him joining and we was singing his name, so you know him as well so there :wink:

sorry sharon thats just a teensy bit paranoid

You told…[Read more]