sharongooner

blue poo hahaha!!!!! :lol:

worst I had was blacky/green… we had loads of mint sauce with dinner and loads of red wine, and omg I could not believe what came out of me the next day!

Needless to say Im cutting down on mint sauce now, everything in moderation.

My eldest is two inches taller than me now, and he cant half give me a dead arm, I dont stand a chance now! :lol:

I still cant believe the woman (I use that term loosly) is 23 and a mother and she is acting like a badly brought up 14 year old!

She is a royal embarassment to blacks, mothers, mooslims, females everywhere!

@*Sian wrote:

Did you know that when you drink copious amounts of JD& Coke you poo is black :oops: :lol:

and red wine
and guiness

:lol:

Ive got two lots to buy Sian, my eldests school is closing so I have to get him a whole new uniform for his last two years at a new school.

We have had to go to three different places to get everything, its a flippin liberty! We got £100 from the council towards it, its not even a snippit!

Im going to record the repeat later as I completely missed the lot last night, was on the phone to my mate having one of our drunken conversations that last about two hours, you know the ones where you try and remember the next day what of any importance any of it was?! :oops:

What was Alex like, was the interview any good?

@minim wrote:

So, my housemate is a love em and leave em bad boy, with no need for mascara he really is that pretty. He has a sense of humour then.

Perfect, though I had wanted a gay one.

He will win of course.

I dont mind swapping with you?

I had a great pork pie once, it actually had Branston inside the pie under the lid, how on earth did they manage such a clever job?!

I like a dollop of salad cream with my melton mowbray along with a cherry tom.

@prettypink wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@prettypink wrote:

DOGS!! to para to say why!

pink i love it when youre pi.ssed! 8)

Gawd! I shouldnt swear like I do though pebbs..My language on here is awfull, Im quiet a happy drunk in real life. :P

I think your funny too, you always make me chuckle :lol:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

I WANT A RAINBOWBRITE… DO THEY COME IN PAIRS?? :lol:

scuse me… hic

Oh i say! :oops: :lol: Stay off the Lambrini Shaz! :shock: :lol:

Lambrini is not wine and should be banned from being sold!

Like batty says your piccys are very pwetty 8)

paying 24 quid for a school rugby top and polo top…. warra rip off! :twisted:

@PATS wrote:

stuart……….cyas tmozz shazza. xxxxxxx

id sit on those lips

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfm-17pu6SQ

courtesy of dibbs………late nite version cos I posted it.Sing along……..

@Forget Me Not wrote:

did you know that the average human being has at least nine senses. apart from sight, hearing, taste, smell and touch you also have thermoception (the ability to sense heat or its absence of on your skin), equilibrioception (sense of balance), nociception (perception of pain) and proprioception (body awareness such as knowing…

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@sharongooner wrote:

@Forget Me Not wrote:

the seconds stretch into eternity,
looking at a blank screen.
Indescision and doubt
cascade through my mind

The perfect words so hard to find
tentatively my fingers reach out
blindly searching for my muse
with each falling keystroke

“Oh what a joke…”
whispers some part of my mind
“thinking that…

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too drank tonite :lol: will respod proper tomora pats/mams xxxx

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Grey hair and old …. Oh well that’ll be Elton John then won’t it?

with a teenage son?

when did you last watch telly?! Im talking 80’s here and seeing as your the only one interested you should know. Was it twos up or full house?

I WANT A RAINBOWBRITE… DO THEY COME IN PAIRS?? :lol:

scuse me… hic

oh your all just showing off now
cos we all had a beer
well you may not
but I have
dont stop,
me keeping ya near

missed you hun, cant wait to see the pics xx