sharongooner

@Sword wrote:

Dawny is having Stynes baby :wink:

has a major miracle just occured?! :shock:

ello stranger!

@anna lancs wrote:

my sister who had breast cancer some years ago, endured a double mastectomy, and now has bone cancer………………………………………..

has just had the results of her scans………………………………..

Its not invaded her vital organs yet……………………….

I have her for longer than we…

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Im sure it dont hurt as much as they are making out!

@prettypink wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@prettypink wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

PINK where are ya??!! im ranting to myself here :lol:

omg i think ch4 are showing Mario as an a.hole but hes not!! wake up British public [read between the lines, its been edited all out of context (as per usual) i honestly think hes a decent bloke!!!) LUKE OUT !!!

lovin…

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@toybulldog wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

your out of line
below the belt
your brain is lined
with fuzzy felt

brilliant !!

perfect parody of a rottypost………….loving it !!

oh no Im not THAT worthy *blushes*

@rubyred wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

Its gotta be the Tales slot…. we need summat to watch!

only if you do the naked lady dance at the opening credits.. right have to dash,im off to party on down ! ciao x

*dances* have fun!xx

:lol: bless ya lol

poor lil dead bird

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

having to go to work with a serious hangover, ive felt rough all day and ive been eating like theres no tomorrow cos my blood sugar levels kept dipping :twisted: thought i was gonna puke on the bus! and fell asleep and went 2 stops past my stop on the way home and had to walk back!

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@kevin wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

what do you make of this ?

Has never managed a club in Europe, speaks no English, almost 60 years old and mad as a bag of snakes.

Maybe it’s just for the press conferences…

Other half is chuffed to bits with that description!

And yes he has given the thumbs up to the appointment. Sometimes…

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Its gotta be the Tales slot…. we need summat to watch!

Just tried to save a poor baby bird, just fledged by the looks of it that flew into our window. Died in my hands poor sod.

Wipes tears. :x

Yeah I know, I looked for it this week and it was gone.

I cant be watching the big bro live feed either its boring as hell.

lmao, would be bloody funnier than anything Ive seen :lol:

@rubyred wrote:

this is a wee chubby chute thing,,all scaled down to fit a 2-4 year old. and he would have LOVED to see me stuck there ,whinging,while he spoon fed me silverskin onions with no vinegar left in them,and soggy crisps ! I knew by looking sharon, that the mathmatics of my Erse and That chute did NOT make e=mc 2…

a sign im feeling…

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You could do your own show on a saturday night

“sing while your cooking with Rubeeboobies” and people can join in.

First show… fish and chips featuring all the classics.

And people shout what style you have to sing in.

Im off to patent that now!

I watched the first episode and thought it was good but forgot about the rest and it was too late. Its on my “watch when repeated” list though.

They dont make em like they used to Rubes… chutes used to be for everybody, they are all plastic skinny things now. The Swines! Hope he had a great day though, and imagine how he would have laughed at you blocking the slide!

@rubyred wrote:

I once cooked an entire chicken balti when you were talking to me shazza LOL…

kidding ye hen :)

you were SINGING at me, there was no talking! It smelled lovely though, coming through the radiowaves.. mmmmmmm :lol: Im sure I smelt a nice naan toasting in the background too?