sharongooner

Not bad, everybody has been really accomodating and when they see me near them they stop rushing about. It has made me realise how fast we move around just for an office environment, pretty scary!

Perhaps thats what keeps us fit lol! The “chair” is the worst bit. sitting in that all day does cause an ache and I get to a stage where I just wanna…[Read more]

Mornin Chris 8) welcome to the night watch

@rubyred wrote:

Not at all kate..are you ?

quality 8)

back on track.

Werent jesus already getting it on with that red haired bird from the da vinci code?

@rubyred wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@thumper wrote:

Maryyyyyyyyyyy hiya darlin its nancy , sorry not been in touch lost your number … really want to see you tho … hope your all well xxxx

OMG…………. JMMOG…. well elo U… xxx long time nae hear..!! ive rang u millions o times woman..!! lol would be great 2 c u all, hope you, Jim and the…

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@rubyred wrote:

its funny,but yer not allowed to feed them here too anymore. Obviously,they congregate in City Centres. and seemingly they were making a mess of the Desperate dan and Minnie the Minx statues we have,here in Dundee ! and they have been replaced by shyt gulls from the River tay,as they realise the less pigeons,the more grub for…

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Its quite ironic that we can create “life” when we want yet we are deciding in parliament tonight on the right time to end “life”.

All far to emotive for me. Far too much science involved and as soon as I hear a desparate plea from either party involved in both of these I cannot disagree with them.

Choice is the thing that matters.

@metallica wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@metallica wrote:

I have songs that smell like me? (hmm i see metallica aint on here…)

I forgot to mention that you are banned from this thread. :wink:

only jokin 8)

Right ive finished stamping my feet n slamming doors :P http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5h-ZN9GgHw :D

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I was outside work having a fag the other day and a local guy comes along a few times a week to chuck some seed and feed down for the pigeons.

This fat chavvy bird with at least two bums and three bellies hanging out her clothes started hitting him around the head!

Apparantly his actions caused her little boy to cry, who was “admiring” the birds…[Read more]

Im the same as minim, its hard to get your head around when you look at the science part of it.

However seeing a young lad of 11 in a wheelchair with MD destined to be dead by his early 20’s and putting yourself in the position of his parents of course I would move heaven and earth to get the research and technology needed to help.

The Ting Tings….. THATS NOT MY NAME 8)

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@bon bon wrote:

=”Babe Offering Naughty Backrubs and Overwhelming Necking”

Too true 8)

nob nob 8)

Many happy returns x

Subject: First Year Students

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy

class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery

table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor began the

lecture by telling them, “In medicine, it is necessary to possess two

important qualities as a doctor:…[Read more]

I was almost an abortion. My gran dragged my mum to Liverpool (they were still illegal in Scotland) to have the deed done, but my mum ran out the hospital.

Im glad I have never been in a position to have to decide. I think the time limits do seriously need looking at having seen pictures of the “fetus’s” as they call them.

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@~Pebbles~ wrote:

What does a woman’s ar.se hole and an 18volt battery have in common?

You know its wrong, but sooner or later you’re going to touch it with your tongue.

saw that one on myspace yesterday and went to repeat it to someone but forgot how it went lol :lol:

@chickenman wrote:

How’s the ar5e, still on your rubber ring :D

no, could never get on with the ring, but the L shaped cushion is still in use.

and sliding from cheek to cheek.

driving is the worst part, Im also dreading getting the bus to work on Monday if someone bumps into me I may end up getting myself arrested!

im so cr.ap at posting linky thingys

Get Your Sexy Name

Im just so pleased we picked last saturday to have a party. I would normally have done it today to coincide with the cup final… so glad we never, this is dire!!!